Hi, thanks to every body who answered my ealier post. Here's the rough first draft for a parody I'm doing. Feel free to C&C. BTW, can anybody think of a better title?

Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to some people whose name I can never seem to remember but who aren't myself. I'm using their property without their knowledge and permission and I pray to God that they won't sue me.

Note: This is set after the Sailor Moon series ended.

Chapter 1: The New Evil.

Somewhere in the Juuban district, the enemy has arrived.

The general dusts off his identity concealing cloak as he scans the surrounding area for a suitable pawn. In a matter of moments, he spots his quarry. It was time to act. Leveling his diamond tipped cane at the object, a beam of energy erupts from it and strikes true.

The general could hardly suppress a chuckle as the daemon he just created begins sucking the essence from the people around it. His master would be pleased.

Elsewhere in the Juuban district, a young blond with an unusual hairstyle consisting of a long braided ponytail on either side of her head, runs screaming. Those familiar with said blond would think that she was running because she was going to be late for school. Alas, they would be wrong. Not only is she not late for school, for it was a Sunday, she was not even late for anything at all. Why is she running then? Well, she's running because of a certain royally pissed off Shinto priestess who was chasing her for a string of indignities that she had caused earlier that day. Normally, the priestess wouldn't overreact like this, but it was that time of the month again and it was a doozy this time.

The blond was saved when a beep from their make-up kits suddenly sounded out.

"Usagi! Rei! This is Ami. There's a daemon on the loose in the shopping district. Jupiter and Venus are already on their way. Hurry up!"

With that, both the blond and the raven-haired priestess stops their little romp and goes in search of somewhere private to change into their respective alter-egos. For they were not a couple of ordinary young girls. They were the Pretty Sailor Suited Defenders of Love and Justice, Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars! Respectively.

After the transformation, they run to the shopping district with all due haste. Meeting up with their companions, they go to confront the daemon. What they saw at their arrival was a scene of much horror. A large purple ape-like creature was standing over a group of shoppers and laughing gleefully. A downward triangular antenna protruded from its head and a rectangular area of the creature's belly had been shaved off.

Daemon Gay Teletubbie looks up at the short-skirted quintet but did not have a nosebleed. This was a dangerous monster indeed. The daemon starts to mock the girls by doing a little jig, all the while laughing gleefully.

"Stop!" Sailor Moon shouted while pointing what had to be either a sex toy or phallic symbol at the monster. This of course, gets the attention of the daemon. "We are the Pretty Sailor Suited Defenders of Love and Justice! Sailor Moon!"

"Sailor Mars!"

"Sailor Jupiter!"

"Sailor Mercury!"

"Sailor Venus!"

There's a group pose and a nasty fight ensues soon after. The daemon was doing quite well till Sailor Venus started bitch-slapping it silly. Stunning the daemon long enough for Sailor Moon to finish it off.

In the shadows, a scowl forms on the general's face.

"The daemon did not have time to steal a lot of energy. The master's going to throw a hissy fit unless I make up for the loss. Hmm, these Pretty Sailor Suited Defenders of Love and Justice seem to have plenty of energy to spare. I'll just take their power and the master would forgive me. "

The general comes out of hiding and confronts the quintet. Making sure to wipe away all the blood from his nose when he saw them earlier.

"YARHAHAHAHA! You may have defeated my daemon, but now you'll have to face with me!"

"Who are you Negacreep!" The tall green skirted one asked.

"Me? Very well then, I'll tell you my name before you die." He strikes a pose.

"I am�" He strikes another pose.

"The scourge of the seven seas�" He poses yet again.

"Trouble and make that double�" He sets up for a pre-final pose.

"I am�" Lowering his voice, he pauses for effect while doing the obligatory pose.

"�" The tension rises and the Sailor Senshi wait to hear the name of their new enemy.

"�" It rises even more as they are forced to wait even longer.

"�" They wait yet again.

"�" Anytime now.

"�" They sweatdrop.

"Gotcha!" He yells as he points his stick at them and sucks up their essences. The sweatdrops leave the sides of the senshi's heads and enter into diamond at the end of the cane. The general laughs as the senshi fall one by one. In an explosion of light and colors, he disappears to from whence he came. The Evilverse. Leaving the senshi prone on the ground for the inevitable looting and cheap feel.

Meanwhile, in the Evilverse, the general bows down to his master. No longer needing to hide his identity, he throws the cape off to reveal� umm, what the heck is that anyway? He kinda looks like a dog? Umm, a sort of rodent perhaps? He has a white face, belly, feet and hands. His eyes are pure black, like the rest of his body. And his ears are both floppy and semi-erect. He's also wearing a pair of brown khaki pants.

By his side are two others like him. Both much shorter than himself. One was wearing a blue shirt and a red cap. He also has on am expression that can only be described as 'disturbing'. The last one was obviously female by the pink skirt she wears and the flower behind her ears.

"You have done well, my Anime-niac. The sweatdrops you have acquired will serve me well."

"Thank you Lord Will Yates. Soon, you will be able to fully charge your Evilsoft weapon and assimilate the world."

The master of evil, Lord Will Yates smiles as he corrects his glasses over his oversized nose. Soon, the world would be his.

Back at Juuban, the senshi are back in civilian garb after recovering from losing their sweatdrops for a brainstorming session. The new enemy has won the first battle. Will they win the war?

To be continued�

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