he wrote:

From: "DB Sommer" <sommer@3rdm.net>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Subject: [FFML] [spamfic] Fusions That Should Never Be I
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 15:30:46 -0500

Fusions That Should Never Be
Idea 1

<Insert absolutely inane banter>
As you know, there are some people that insist that anything can be fused
with anything. Though technically true, this is not necessarily a good
thing. For example Mad Bull/Magical Girl Pretty Sammy. Windaria/Kimagure
Orange Road. Dark Warrior with anything. Ranma/Avengers...err, nevermind
about the last one, but you get the idea. And even though some of them can
be put together and it by some miracle it can work...well, the way in which
it's done is all too often bungled and you end up with what is more
commonly known as the 'BAD FUSION IDEA'. Well, here's one of the last for
your reading pleasure (or pain, they're so much alike, who can tell the
difference)? ^_^

Standard Disclaimer: No. I don't own the characters.


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There now, That wasn't so good, was it? Some characters just weren't met to
fit into the role of others. Sure, Gendou/Usagi works fine. But
Ami/Ritsuko? Luna/Fuyutsuki? Shinji/Shinji? No. Just a bad idea all around,
Let that be a lesson to you all in things not to do.

Ciao.
D.B. Sommer

PS: No. It wasn't meant to be serious, you silly people you.

DB forgot one exclusion to the BAD Fusion idea
when it's meant to be funny and can be done as such
DO IT!

Hey people i think we should get him to write this
besides most of what comes from his pen is funny


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