Lara and I were talking about 'Pages' and this sorta came to mind...

^^

Neon Genesis Evangelion is owned by Gainax


I'm Going To....
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By: Anand Rao

Announcer:  Gendo Ikari, you just killed over 3 billion people!  What are you going to do now?

Gendo:  I'm going to Disneyland.

Announcer:  You can't, it's under water.

Gendo:  I'm going to Disney World?

Announcer:  You can't, it's under water.

Gendo:  I'm going to... Tokyo Disney?

Announcer:  You can't, it's-

Gendo: Under water?

Announcer: Right.

Gendo:  I'm going to EuroDisney!

Announcer: *laughs*  Moron!  No one goes THERE!

Gendo:  *adjusts his glasses*  I'm going watch as my wife gets sucked into a large purple robot, have sex with the woman who put her there, abandon my son, then kill everyone else trying to get my wife back.

Announcer: . . .  *sighs then mutters*  I knew we should have stuck to athletes.

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The End

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