Although it's the size of a spamfic, it should not be classified as one. I
came up with this idea as a serious work, and i -could- use some help
making it somewhat longer.
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The fiancees gathered expectantly around Nabiki, all having gotten
her message.
She popped the tape in and played.
"I never got a chance to tell anyone my true feelings. There
was too much pressure on me to pick one or the other fiancee, and
frankly there's been too much chaos in my life. I'm scared to death
to tell her because with my luck one of the others will appear.
"I can only hope that this tape is of good enough quality
that you can hear this message clearly. If not, then tough luck, I
probably will be unable to work up enough nerve to say it
"Well, now that I'm on a training trip, I assume that Nabiki
will have found this tape. I love everything about you, your
*static* hair, your *morestatic* eyes, everything. The way you
*static,* even how you sometimes mess up and *static.*
"I love you, *staticsdkl;fsda;flasdfskljasdfjkl;asd;dasfkasd
kfl;asdfdasfjkadfs;j;asdfjklsjl;adfk;asdjklldfjaskljsdfasdflsf"