In a message dated 10/30/99 11:19:16 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
bogue@negia.net writes:
Pokemon belongs to Nintendo. All rights reserved.
And that was the only sane part of this very very funny fic.
Djin with the Strings of my Heart
*snip*
Misty looked over Ash's shoulder and said dreamily, "Maybe
it's a bottle carrying a mysterious perfume from an ancient
civilization where they created happiness and love with
mysterious scents."
Brock looked over Ash's shoulder and said while shining a
flashlight onto his face, "Or maybe it's the last remains of
some alien beast from a galaxy far away and this controls
it's evil brain.""
Ash looked at Misty than at Brock and returned his attention
to the object he held in his hand.
"Maybe it's a Pokeball!" Ash shouted with great enthusiasm.
Well, Ash has HIS priorities straight.
"Oh, well. Pluto always was a lame planet," Ash said.
Setsuna: HEY!
"Ha,ha,ha! Now, my dream of becoming the most spectacular diva
of all will come true!" Jessie shouted.
Meowth looked up at Jessie and said, "What are ya talkin' about! I'm
gonna use it to become the Boss' top cat!"
"I say we use it to create a race of super enhanced Psyducks!"
Everyone that was conscious looked at James quizzically.
Hey, a race of super enhanced Psyducks sounds great to ME. Then again, I DO
write Girl Days, so my sanity is in question anyhoo...
Xiba pointed to Ash and said, "There is a reason why I would
give him his wishes and not grant you a wish."
"And why's that?" Jessie asked genuinely curious.
"Because he has really bad hair!" Xiba shouted.
Hmm... So, Ash, Brock, and every male on DBZ gets wishes?
This has got to be the funniest Pokemon fanfic I have yet read. Keep it up!
Kenko/Robert Haynie-- Author of Girl Days, Paragon, Redheads,
and War and Peace-- Gomen, no the last was Leo Tolstoy. Well,
I was CLOSE...