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Djin with the Strings of my Heart
After turning in all their Pokemon to be healed at the local
Pokecenter Ash, Misty and Brock had decided to take in
some of the sights of the town they were in. While walking
through the forest Ash had stumbled across a strange object
that was stuck in the dirt. Walking to an open field littered
with a few convenient bushes Ash and his friends decided
to examine the object.
Ash looked down the hole of the object and said,"You guys
have any idea what this is?"
Misty looked over Ash's shoulder and said dreamily, "Maybe
it's a bottle carrying a mysterious perfume from an ancient
civilization where they created happiness and love with
mysterious scents."
Brock looked over Ash's shoulder and said while shining a
flashlight onto his face, "Or maybe it's the last remains of
some alien beast from a galaxy far away and this controls
it's evil brain.""
Ash looked at Misty than at Brock and returned his attention
to the object he held in his hand.
"Maybe it's a Pokeball!" Ash shouted with great enthusiasm.
Misty groaned and said, "Oh, for the love of... Some people
just don't have any imagination."
Ash turned to her and said, "Wait a minu-"
"Indeed," Brock said while nodding his head in a sagely manner.
Turning his head in Brock's direction Ash said, "What do you mean
by that?!"
"Ash, the only thing you ever talk about is Pokemon. Pokemon this,
Pokemon that. You know you can think about other things," Misty
said.
"Like what?" Ash asked.
"Well, for starters you could tell us what's inside this..." Brock studied
the object and continued, "doohickey. And this time try and have your
guess not be Pokemon related."
'Not Pokemon related?' Ash thought to himself as he looked at the
object. Snapping his fingers Ash shouted, "I've got it!"
"Well. what do you think it is Ash?" Misty asked.
"It's a bottle that contains a genie!" he shouted triumphantly.
Then there was silence.
"Having a good imagination is not all that's cracked up to be, Ash."
"You know talking about Pokemon all the time is not that bad."
Ash growled and turned around to face Misty and Brock.
"Ha! I'll show you that it's a genie!" Ash shouted and then began
to rub the object while Brock and Misty looked on.
Brock and Misty groaned collectively at the
sight of Ash frantically rubbing the bottle.
Suddenly a puff of smoke began to seep out from the hole
of the object, Brock and Misty both stood shocked as the puff
of smoke turned into a large green cloud. The cloud swirled
around into a mini tornado and took on the form of a woman.
Her green hair was pulled back into a pony tail and she wore
baggy pants and vest adorned with jewels and rubies. Her purple
skin made her seem even more exotic as she floated in the air
on the huge green cloud and her fiery red eyes sparkled in the
sun.
She was the most beautiful woman Brock had seen in the past three
days. So, that being the case Brock jumped forward and said, "Hi, my
name's Brock! Would you like to-would you like to-would you like-!"
The purple skinned woman blinked her eyes and asked, "Yes?"
It was more than Brock could take. His eyes rolled back into his
head and he went unconscious.
The floating woman raised and eyebrow and looked over at
Ash. "Are you the one that summoned me?"
"Uh," Ash said than looked down at the object in his hand and
said, "Yes."
The purple skinned woman said, "Then allow me to introduce myself
I am Xiba. You have summoned me and I will now grant you three
wishes."
"I was right? You are a genie?" Ash said quietly.
Xiba nodded and Ash started to shake. Raising an eyebrow,
Xiba asked, "Are you all right?"
"YAAAAAAHOOO!" Ash shouted while raising his fist into the
sky. "I'm gonna get a wish! I'm gonna get a wish!"
"Three wishes actually, "Xiba noted to the insanely happy boy.
Ash was knocked out of his reverie as he felt a hand on his shoulder.
He turned around to see that Misty was staring at him with stars in
her eyes. "Ooooh, Ash. You don't really need all three wishes now
do you?"
"I don't know Misty. I think wishes are more for people with no
imagination," Ash said while grinning.
Little flames began to appear behind Misty's head, but Ash
ignored them. "Can I make my first wish now?" he asked the
genie.
"You can," Xiba said.
"Okay, then! For my first wish I want to have the strongest Pokemon
in the world!"
Xiba waved her hand and said, "Your wish has been granted."
"But nothing happe-" Ash was cut off as the ground began to shake.
Suddenly a huge crack began to form in the ground, which opened up
into a gigantic lava spewing hole. A burst of magma came forth and
a red form came out of the crater. It flew high into the sky and came
crashing down to the earth.
Huge stalactite spikes emerged from all over its molten red body as it
breathed in the cool air. Its mighty wings spread out for nearly twenty feet
as its burning yellow eyes stared down at the now petrified Ash and Misty.
"I am Demonizer the Destroyer!" the beast then looked up to the sky
and continued in its menacing voice, "The sun still exists! How dare it
insult Demonizer the Destroyer!"
Opening its huge mouth Demonizer let loose an enormous blast of energy
aimed at the sun. "Ca-can he really destroy the sun?" Ash said with more
fear than he had ever felt before in his entire life.
"Oh, yeah, "Xiba said.
"Well, do something!" Ash shouted.
Xiba looked at Ash like he was a moron and said, "You're its trainer why
don't you stop it?"
Ash said, "Yeah!" then yelled at Demonizer, "Demonizer, please don't
destroy the sun!"
The blast grew even stronger.
"Wh-what?" Ash said.
Xiba snapped her fingers and said, "Of course. Since you're such a low level
trainer Demonizer doesn't respect you enough to listen to your commands."
"Now you tell me," Ash said.
"Quit your whining and wish that that thing will obey you Ash!" Misty
shouted
at the capped young man.
Ash nodded and said to Xiba, "I wish that Demonizer would obey me!"
Xiba waved her hand and Ash shouted, "Demonier! Aim the blast away from
the sun!"
The Pokemon moved its head over directing the blast away from the star.
Ash and Misty sighed together and Demonizer said, "My blast destroyed
Pluto instead of the sun, Master."
"Oh, well. Pluto always was a lame planet," Ash said.
A moan was heard and Ash and Misty turned their heads to look at
the now awake Brock. Looking at the two Brock asked, "What happened?'
"Ash wished for the strongest Pokemon and it almost destroyed the
sun, but now it obeys Ash," Misty said quickly.
"What?!" Brock shouted than ran up to Ash, "How could you make such
an irresponsible wish-"
Brock's tirade was cut off as he once again noticed the presence of the
genie. "Would you-would you-would you-" Brock started again.
"Yes?" Xiba asked.
Brock fainted once again. "So, what do you want for your third
wish?" Xiba asked ignoring the perpetually fainting young
man before her.
Ash rubbed his chin and looked over at Misty. She blinked and Ash
smiled as he said,"I want to wish for the best bicycle in the world."
Xiba waved her hand and a bicycle popped out in front of Ash.
"Now, if you'll excuse me I have to be getting some beauty rest."
And with that Xiba dived back into the bottle Ash held in his hands.
Ash put his hand on the handle bars of the bike and said to Misty, "Well
you're always on my case about it. So here you go."
Misty looked stunned and said, "I don't know what to say."
"How about prepare for trouble," a voice shouted from seemingly
nowhere.
"Or make it double would be good too, "Ash and Misty looked
around themselves, but couldn�t find it.
A net came down on top of Misty, Ash and the currently comatose
Brock. Jessie, James and Meowth jumped out from behind some
bushes. "I don't know about this. I like saying the whole introduction,"
James said as they walked over the incapacitated Pokemon trainers.
"Hush, James!" Jessie shouted while hitting him over the head, "By
not saying the entire Team Rocket moto we were able to ambush
them!"
"If you wanted to totally surprise us why do you say any of the
moto at all?" Ash asked from under the net.
Jessie shouted, "Oh, be quiet and hand over that bottle! I want
to make a wish!"
"Never!" Ash shouted and then felt a hot stinging pain going over
his face. Screaming Ash dropped the bottle and Meowth picked
it up through the net. Meowth jumped back to Jessie and James
with the bottle in hand and sheathed his claws.
"Now dat we can got da bottle we can make our wishes come
true!" Meowth cried while smiling brightly.
"Not so fast!" Ash cried, "Demonizer! Att-"
But was cut off as Meowth threw a piece of duct tape that wrapped
around Ash's mouth. It probably wouldn't have done much good
seeing as how Demonizer was paying more heed to the sun, shaking
its giant fist at the star.
"This isn't going very well," Misty said darkly.
"Ha,ha,ha! Now, my dream of becoming the most spectacular diva
of all will come true!" Jessie shouted.
Meowth looked up at Jessie and said, "What are ya talkin' about! I'm
gonna use it to become the Boss' top cat!"
"I say we use it to create a race of super enhanced Psyducks!"
Everyone that was conscious looked at James quizzically.
Jessie shook her head and grabbed for the bottle in Meowth's
paws. "Spectacular diva!"
"Top cat!" Meowth yelled tugging on the bottle.
"Spectacular diva!"
"Top cat!"
"Super enhanced Psyducks!"
Jessie and Meowth screamed while kicking James into
orbit, "Stay out of this!"
Turning their attention back to each other Jessie and Meowth
continued to fight over the bottle. Never noticing that they
were rubbing the bottle.
A stream of green smoke came forth and Xiba came out of
the bottle again. She looked over at Jessie and Meowth
and said, "You're the two that summoned me?"
"Yes!" Jessie shouted ecstatically,"I wish to be a spectacular
diva!"
"I wanna be the boss' top cat!" Meowth shouted as well.
Xiba looked at the two and calmly stated,"No."
"What?" Jessie and Meowth said simultaneously.
"I cannot grant your wishes because you donot fit the requirements."
"What requirements?! We rubbed the bottle you're supposed
to grant us three wishes! Like you did for that brat!" Jessie shouted.
Xiba pointed to Ash and said, "There is a reason why I would
give him his wishes and not grant you a wish."
"And why's that?" Jessie asked genuinely curious.
"Because he has really bad hair!" Xiba shouted.
Everyone, even the unconscious Brock, facefaulted.
"Whenever someone with incredibly bad hair summons me I feel
so compelled out the goodness of my heart to give them three
wishes!" Xiba yelled while thrusting her fist into the air.
"Now that you mention it his hair is rather pathetic," Jessie said.
Meowth nodded his head and said, "Yeah, I ain't never seen
a worse head of hair in my life."
"I DO NOT HAVE BAD HAIR!!!"
Jessie and Meowth turned around to look at Ash who had ripped
off the duct tape from his mouth.
"Demonizer flick Team Rocket away!" Ash shouted while pointing
at Jessie and Meowth.
The monstrous Pokemon stopped looking at the sun and flew over
to Jessie and Meowth in the blink of an eye.
"Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off-"
Demonizer flicked Jessie and Meowth into the stratosphere and the
little bottle dropped nicely on the ground.
"Demonizer! Get us out of this net!" Ash commanded.
The beast sliced the net into a million pieces and Ash said, "Thanks,
Demonizer! You're the greatest!"
"Can I destroy the sun now, Master?!" Demonizer asked.
Ash steppped back and said,"Uh... Maybe later."
Brock shook his head and stood up. He said, "Ugh, what
happened?-" and then he saw Xiba.
"Would you-"Brock started to say, but was cut off as a
mallet connected with his face. Ash looked at Misty who
held the mallet firmly in her hands. She smiled and said, "It's
just a lot quicker that way."
Xiba turned away from Ash and Misty. "Well, I better get
back to my tiny, little bottle where I have no friends at all,"
she said sadly.
"Well, have a nice time!"
"Take care!"
Xiba turned around and saw that Ash and Misty were carting
off Brock and the bicycle as they waved goodbye.
She shouted, "You idiots! I was saying very subtlety that I
wanted to go with you!"
"Oh, really," Ash said.
"Yes, now if you don't mind," Xiba then zipped back into her
bottle which was then flung into Ash's hands, "carry me!"
Ash scowled and said, "This is going to be irritating."
"Uh... Ash, what about that?" Misty said while pointing at
Demonizer. It growled at them sending out little flames from
its mouth.
"Shouldn't you put it in a poke ball? It's kind of unnerving
having it walking around."
Ash looked at Demonizer and said, "Would you try to
put that thing in a poke ball?"
"Good point," Misty said as the group walked off into sun while
Demonizer growled at it.
Meanwhile...
"Owww! Dat hoits!"
"Quit your complaining! We have to get our hair to look really
bad so we can get those wishes!"
"By puttin' twigs in our hair?!"
"Exactly. Now quit your squirming!"
"I would have liked a super enhanced Psyduck."