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If you're going to respond to this, do it
privately. I will make an idea post to the
FFML if I get a good enough response.
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The Killer Joke is used in a diabolical plot to
conquer the world. James Bond, agent in Her
Majesty's Secret Service, must track down the
source of the Jokes and eliminate it. On the
way, Ranma is picked up as the inevitable Bond
Girl-
Ranma: Hey! I'm A GUY!
-who falls madly in love with our favorite
secret agent.
Ranma: I'm warning you...
The diabolical master is played by Eric Idle,
James Bond by John Cleese-
Ranma: I'm gonna be a Bond girl to THAT old
fart?<Ranma is interrupted when a suit of
armor walks into view and smacks Ranma with
a rubber chicken. Ranma shuts up and stares
at the armor in confusion.>
Ah yes, the wonders of Pythonesque humor.
Anyway, the whole thing builds up to some-
thing unbearably silly, so it's interrupted
by the Colonel, who puts a halt to the whole
sorry mess. Ranma is left behind, scratching
her head in confusion as the other actors
all walk offstage, chatting and laughing.
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I chuckle madly as I type. I'm like that. Hoping
I won't get TOO many flames for this half-baked
idea, I prepare to send it to the FFML. Suddenly,
I am hurled backwards and slammed into a table.
"Hey, watch it! That's my dad's beer stuff!" I
yell. "You know how much those bottles COST?"
"Right now, I don't much care, you asshole," came
a very familiar snarl.
"Saotome?" My eyes focus on the face before me.
Red hair. Blue eyes. Red silk shirt. Yup. It's
Ranma, alright. "Revenge?" I say bleakly. Ranma
nods grimly, a slow smile creasing her face.
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Thomas Hood
thood3@hotmail.com
"No one EXPECTS... the Spammish Imposition!"