The Pokemon Trainer Song, sung by
James of Team Rocket, to the music of
the Lumberjack Song, by Monty Python's
Flying Circus. Inspired by James'
portrayal in "Evolve, Pantyhose, Evolve!"
by David Tai & Alan Harnum (So you know
who to blame for this).
James:
Oh, I'm a Pokemon trainer and I'm okay!
I sleep all night and I train all day!
Jessie:
Oh, he's a Pokemon trainer and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and trains all day!
James:
I set up traps. I fix my hair.
I'm half of Team Rocket.
I try and steal Pikachu,
from Ash, Misty, and Brock-et.
Pikachu:
Pi chu pika. Pika pi chu.
Pika chu pi pikachu.
Pi pika pi chu Pikachu,
chu Pika, Pika, pi Pika-chu.
Pi, pi chu pikachu pika pi pi chu!
Pi chu chu pi pi pi chu pi!
James:
I set up traps. I pose and sneer.
I make long recitations.
I put on Jessie's clothing
And hang around in stadiums.
Mokana:
Pu puu pu puuuu, pu puuu puu puuu.
Pu puuu pu puuu puuu puuuuuuuuuu.
Pu puu pu puuuuu puuuuuu
Puu puuu puuuuu pu puuuuuuu??
Pu, puu pu puuuuuu puuuuuu puu pu puuu!
Pu puuuuu puu puuuu puu puuuuu puu puu!
James:
I set up traps. I wear pantyhose,
falsies, and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie,
Just like my dear partna!
Garterhose:
Gar garterhose. Gar hose Gaterhose.
Gater, gaterhose.
Gar hose gar garterhose,
Garter gar hose gaterhose???
Gar, gar hose gaterhose gater gar gaterhose!
Gar hose garter gar hose gater!
All:
Oh, he's a Pokemon trainer and he's okay!
He sleeps all night and trains all day!
And here's a little pic to go with the song:
http://ammadeau.tripod.com/disturbing.jpg
(I found this image only after writing this)
Ammadeau
