The screen opens to a  young man in a suit sitting behind a news desk.  On the lower right corner of the screen is the channels icon FFNN in black letters in a gray background.

"Hello I�m Josh Temple and this is a request dealing with the mass influx of Matrix fics on the FFML"

To the right of  Josh�s head a box appears  with Neo standing back to back with Ranma

"We at Weekly Fanfic Update would like to know your opinion about this phenomenon especially the authors of these crossovers"

Ranma and Neo are replaced  with the address tarne_of_eat@hotmail.com

"And please respond privately to this account"

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