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DoCo � Part IV
The Producer
Version 1.5
Caution: LOT OF AUTHOR RAMBLING BELOW!!  SKIP TO WHERE YOU START TO SEE THE FIC, IF YOU ARE SANE!!

Disclaimer: This fic is being written by someone with no affiliations to anyone with Viz Videos, Kitty, or Rumiko Takashi.  I am just a poor idiot who has bought every tape in the Ranma � world, and is spending some free time writing fanfics.  The characters I am using are not mine, which shows you how creative I am.  But thanks to US law and its many legal loopholes I am allowed to use copyrighted materials if I do not make any profit.  And as always my last message, this Fanfic is to make the Ranma � world more popular, if at all possible.  No sites that I know of are making any profit off of this fic, if they are I want some too!  Just kidding.  No profit will be tolerated off this fic.  Now on to my other messages.

Author Speaks: Yes, I didn't make the deadline.  It's a little magical thing called school (and a nice neighbor giving me free front row NJ Devils tickets) that didn't allow me to write this fic, when I wanted to.  Well I have time now so I can write it.  Oh and if any fans (I really do love you all) want a exact deadline maybe they should start writing a series and find out how hard it is to write when you say you are, I did.  That is if you have a job, or are going to school.  If you just sit at home all day and live off your parents, then I guess you could have a deadline.  Sorry, just writing this to people who have sent me messages saying GIVE US THE RELEASE DATE!!! And junk like that.  So to those people, I love you all, but get a life.  Now after all that rambling I shall begin the fic.

Fic Starts Now:

Booming Voice and the Dead Camera (that let on a little much.  Also DoCo � Part IV will start in a bit, think of this as a commercial.  Don't you dare skip it though!!)

Booming Voice: We are all gathered here today to pay last respects to my dear departed camera, and to read DoCo � Part IV.  Although it was duct taped together, repaired, and overhauled, it still has died.  First it was destroyed by the Evil Female Narrator, then it was blown up, then finally, Goro-Pika (read PokeKombat: Death of All Pokemon (not dark) for the story)) shorted it out, which he paid dearly for, but it is still dead.  Now a moment of silence for the camera.



Booming Voice: Okay, thank you for your moment of silence (you better have been quiet, I lost that camera because of you, readers!).  I now just settled my lawsuit with Goro-Pika's lawyer, and I have been awarded a new camera.  Although, I will not use it in my fanfic's since I have a really bad record with them.  So now, no more camera jokes.  That is, unless someone actually emails me and sends me a new camera (just say here's a free camera).  Okay now I really mean it begins the fic!

Fic Really Begins Now:

Ding Dong.

Kasumi: Hmm�I wonder who that could be.  Um�hello?

Man: Hello, I'm here to see a group of singers.  One of my friends said that they would be really good.

Kasumi: Oh yes, just one minute.  Um�Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, the record producer is here!

A lot of running is heard.  The group assembles minus Ranma, who just jumped into the Koi pond.

Producer: Well, I see that this is the group my friend was talking about.  Hmm�where's your other two members?

Akane: He�I mean she will be here in a minute.  She had to call the other member of the group to come over here right away.

Producer: I see.

Boom, bam, crack!!!

Nabiki: Well it sounds like Shampoo is here, then.

Shampoo: Niaho, record man.

Producer: Umm�hello.

Booming Voice: Oh yuck, pause.  God this is getting off to a bad start.  Hmm�what to do.  Well I could make Ranma run in as a boy, or a girl.  Hmm�what to put in next.  I know something funny.  I mean my readers aren't going to sit through much more of this garbage.  I know.  Play.

Ranma-Chan walks into the room.

Producer: And this must be the last member of your group, ne?

Ranma-Chan: Yes, I am.

Producer: Well are you all going to sing for me, or not.

Nabiki: Okay just give us a minute.

Akane: So what are we going to sing.

Kasumi: How about the same one we used in the record building.

Shampoo: That good.

Akane: Okay lets go.

DoCo sings Full Of Memories for the Producer.

Producer: Well I really liked that song.  I just have a few problems with your group.

Nabiki: Really, what?

Producer: Well for one thing the red haired girl, what's your name again?

Ranma-Chan: It's Ranm�

Nabiki: Her name is Ranko.

Producer: Well Ranko if you dress like that in those men's clothing while performing I don't think you're going to be very popular.  Other than that, you sound pretty good.  Give it some more practice, I'll be back in a week to see how you do then.  Oh, and come up with a new song please.

Nabiki: Okay, see you then.  Well Ranko it looks like you're the one who is holding us back.  I told you to start acting more feminine.

Ranma-Chan: No way Nabiki, there is absolutely no way that I'm wearing girls clothes all day.

Nabiki: Okay, I'm sorry I have to do this Ranma, but you've left me no choice.  Did you bring what I asked you for Shampoo?

Shampoo: Yes, I brought.  You really think it work?

Nabiki: Definitely.

Shampoo pulls out a bra.

Akane: What are you going to do with that?

Nabiki: Oh, this is just not any ordinary bra, it makes the bearer of it act 100 % female for about a week.  And after that it still has an influence, when worn.

Ranma-Chan: No way, there is no way you're going to put that on me.

Ranma-Chan runs away.

Nabiki: Again Ranma sorry I have to do this, but you said you'd do anything for a cure.  Ryouga, Mousse I want you to do it now.

Ryouga: Sure thing!  Sorry about this Ranma but if we capture you we'll be able to go to China with all the money you'll make!

Ranma-Chan: No way.  You guys too?

Mousse: That's right Saotome.  We've got you now!!

Ranma-Chan runs into a net that was set up my Mousse and Ryouga.

Ranma-Chan: Damn it let me out of here!!

Genma-Panda: Sign: Excuse me.  Flip: But what are you planning to do with my son?

Ryouga: Um�have Nabiki explain it to you.

Nabiki and the rest of DoCo come running.

Nabiki: Well Mr. Saotome if we strap this bra on him he will act like a complete girl, and that way we can become famous singers and get a trip to China!

Tendo: A wonderful idea girls do it!!

Genma-Panda: Sign: Soun, this is my boy.  I will never allow this.

Shampoo whispering into Genma's ear: China�  China...

Genma-Panda: Sign: Then again.

Ranma-Chan: Great just great someone let me out of here!!!

Kunou: Sasuke did you just hear my pig tailed goddess?

Sasuke: Yes master look she's up in that tree.

Kunou: The fiends that have done this will pay!!  I'm coming my pig tailed goddess!!!

Kunou jumps into the air to land on top of the net.

Kunou: You fiends how dare you trap my goddess in a net!  You will pay!!

Ryouga: Shut up boken boy.

Ryouga hits Kunou with a tea pot.

Kunou: The pain of love is deep within my heart.

Kunou falls to the ground.

Nabiki: And now for the bra.

Ranma-Chan: Damn it I knew Kunou wouldn't be able to do it.  Great just great.

Nabiki is getting ready to put the bra on Ranma when�.

Happosai: Wow what a pretty, come with me!!

Happy grabs the bra out of Nabiki's hand.

Nabiki: Damn it.  Grandfather, that is Ranma's bra not yours.

Happy stops.

Happosai: Ranma's?

Nabiki: Yes, Ranma's.

Ranma-Chan: No its not old man!!  Run!!  Take it!!  Go!!!

Happosai: Well Ranma thanks for the bra, being seeing you!!

Nabiki: Wait, it will make Ranma think he's a girl Happosai.  He will act just like a girl.

Happosai: Really, your not lying are you.

Nabiki: Of course not.  I don't lie about business.

Happosai: Okay then.  Ranma time to put on your bra!!!  Anything Goes School of Martial Arts Final attack, Bra Placer!!!

Ranma-Chan: No!!!

Happosai gets a good grip on the net and at super speed fastens the bra on Ranma.

Akane: Umm�Shampoo why did you agree to this?

Shampoo: Well if Ranma go to China, then Amazons can help Shampoo force Ranma into marriage.

Akane: Oh�

Nabiki: Good work Grandfather.  It'll just take a few minutes to take effect.

Ranma-Chan is in a deep trance like state.  Around her we begin to see a ying yang symbol reversing (okay no emails about Japanese culture please).

Nabiki: There it is.  Ranma will now act like a girl.  Let her down.

Mousse: Yes ma'am.

Ranma-Chan comes tumbling to the ground.

Nabiki: Okay, Miss, what's your name.

Ranma-Chan: Why don't be silly cousin Nabiki, it's Ranko.

Nabiki: Okay, and what sex were you born as?

Ranma-Chan: What does it look like, female.

Nabiki: Good very good.

Booming Voice: The bra is on, Ranma's acting like a girl.  What will happen now?  Find out on the next DoCo � Part V.  The Girl.

End DoCo � stay tuned for Slayers Bits, and The Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator.

Slayers Bits:

Guide: Hello fine sorcerers welcome to the famous training grounds of Jusenkyo.  How may I help you?

Zelgadis: I heard that there was a spring around here that turned people into humans?  Is that true?

Guide: Of course.  Want me to show you it?

Zelgadis: Yes!!!

Amelia: Well Mr. Zelgadis looks like you might have a cure soon.  Isn't that touching.

Lina: Yeah, right just hurry up Zel.

Guide: Here is spring.  It name Nannichuan.  It change people into human, also is other human spri�sir don't jump in!!

Zelgadis: HAHAHA!!!  I'm cured I'm human again!!

Guide: To bad sir you jump in Spring of Drowned Girl.  Now you young girl.

Lina: Well Zel at least you're human.

Zelgadis: My god, NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

End Slayers Bits.  Hmm�should I make that into its own little fic?  Email me and tell me.

Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator:

Booming Voice: I have finally captured the bit$#.  No more messing up my fanfics, oh no.  HAHAHA!!

Macore: I don't think so!  You give that pokeball back to its rightful owner.

Booming Voice: How dare you.  I'm the writer you fool.

Macore: Really then try something.

Booming Voice: Fine I'll insert you in Jusenkyo.

Macore: Don't think so.

Booming Voice: WTF??!!!!

Macore: I'm Jack Chalker's creation.  You have no power over me.  Now give me the pokeball.

Booming Voice: I don't think so.  I can still fight you, you know.

Macore: Bring it on!

End Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator

On the Next DoCo �
    Read about Ranma now Ranko acting like a girl.
    Read about Kuno, and Ranko's new relationship.

On the Next Slayers Bits:
    Read about how Zel counters his new problems.
    Read if I decide to make a fic out of it.  Called Zel �.  HAHA!!  No joke!!

On the Next Booming Voice VS Evil Female Narrator
    Read about the fight between Macore and the Booming Voice.
    Read if Ash gets Bulbusaur back.

All on the Next DoCo � Part V.  The Girl.

Authors Notes: It has come to my attention that a certain anime show known as Blue Seed exists.  I would like to set the record straight on this.  All my fanfics up to 10/24/1999 were written without any knowledge of this show. So if I start to use the characters now I just wanted to tell you that any stuff with the director talking or a Omake Theater type thing was my idea and I did not steal it off the show.  Now that you know that you better thing I am more creative.
Also I am sorry about the great time it took to finish this fic.  It's done now.  I did it all in one weekend on which I had time.  I promise that Part V The Girl won't take as long.  I swear it.

Disclaimer: The preceding fic used a lot of ideas from different shows.  Not Blue Seed though.  But anyway, I am not making any profit off of these stories so it is not illegal to use other characters.  So there.  A short disclaimer.  No respect is intended of any show.  Well except for Pokemon.  Pokemon I intentionally disrespect, and Sailor Moon, but I make no reference to that anywhere so it doesn't count.

By Frank Rice
First Completed On: 10/24/1999 10:30 AM
Revised On: 10/24/1999 11:00 AM
Email me at frice2000@yahoo.com or frice200@ptdprolog.net.
go to http://members.dencity.com/frice2000 for more fics by me!

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