First of all, lets start with something i noticed.
Anyone else notice that the second martial arts Neo trained in, after
Jujitsu, was Kempo?
After that, Tae Kwon Doe and Drunken Boxing (?!)
Okay, on with the idea.
First premise: There are not -real- Nannichuan/Nyannichuan. they were
fabricated by the matrix to compensate for a bug in the system where
someone's gender inside the matrix is different from theirs outside the
matrix.
Draft Scene 1: "RANMA, Package for you!"
It's a Cel phone. --Ring-- "Hello, Ranma." "you know, you sound a lot like
Keanu Reeves." "i get that a lot. Anyway, go under the bridge you always go
to, the [don't know the name] bridge, i'll be waiting, i have something very
important to show you"
Scene 2: Rehash of the first scene between Morpheus and Neo, only with
Neo/Ranma. As can be expected, Ranma takes the Red pill.
Scene 3: Room in basement of an abandoned house. Rehash of the cool scene
where the mirror covers Neo, only with Ranma.
Ranma wakes up from the Matrix, only to see that he's a Girl. he thinks
nothing of it, since he's in a vat of a cool liquid.
Funny line: When Ranma is brought onto the Nebuchadnezzar [the ship they're
on], Neo looks at Ranma, who is obviously still a girl [she never
was -really- a guy.] "Well, this is unprecedented."
repeated gag: Ranma fending off Mouse's romantic advances.
"I'M A GUY DAMMIT!" *Splashes hot water on herself*
"was that supposed to do anything?"
ppl have done fics where ranma gets stuck as a girl. i'm doing a fic where
ranma never was a guy.
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"Arturo's family joked about his moving to a city [SanFran] that was like a
bowl of granola: fruits, nuts, and flakes."
-Sliders: The Novel