With apologies to CLAMP & Lou Berga...
A rip off of the hit, "Momba #5"...
"Mokona #5" (No, not five mokonas...)
Mokona no. 5
(We see Mokona step up to the podium and hold up a sign reading, "Mokona
No. 5". Then he starts running.)
Mokona
One, two, three-four, five
I have to admit I don't understand why
all the girls here are chasing me
all I do I hop, and jump, and just say, "pu!"
With Presea, Emeraulde, Umi and Fuu
it makes me wonder what to do
Some of 'em have sword and some know spells
but in the clutch I know 'em well.
running & annoying 'em should be a hoot! (I see...)
(The camera centers on each girl and her, um, attributes as they chase
after Mokona.)
a little bit of Umi swimming by
a little bit of Hikaru flaring near by
a little bit of Presea -- S&M)
a little bit of Tantra -- twins, yeah!
a little bit of Emeraulde wanting Zag
a little bit of Fuu -- I can wag
a little bit of Nova -- don't go
a little bit of them make me say "Pu!"
(During the various interludes, we see the girls all running and chasing
after Mokona, fumbling all over each other...)
Girls: Mokona, you're gonna be mine!
Mokona: Pu!
(Now the girls follow Mokona as if they were doing the 3000M
steeplechase, complete with all of them falling into the last water
steeple as Mokona wins.)
Mokona
hop it up! Hop it down, & dance it all around
smile, and shake, and make that pu sound!
hop to the left and hop to the right
jump up forward and bunny hop it back!
grin, and smile and stick out your tongue
'cause we're going to have some fun
but if you think you gonna catch me
you'd better think again!
(This time, each girl tries to pounce onto Mokona, who skillfully eludes
them.)
a little bit of Umi swimming by
a little bit of Hikaru flaring near by
a little bit of Presea -- S&M)
a little bit of Tantra -- twins, yeah!
a little bit of Emeraulde wanting Zag
a little bit of Fuu -- I can wag
a little bit of Nova -- don't go
a little bit of them make me say "Pu!"
(Musical interlude 2)
Mokona: Pu!
Mokona (again): Pu!
(Drum only...)
Mokona
a little bit of Umi swimming by
a little bit of Hikaru flaring near by
a little bit of Presea -- S&M)
a little bit of Tantra -- twins, yeah!
a little bit of Emeraulde wanting Zag
a little bit of Fuu -- I can wag
a little bit of Nova -- don't go
a little bit of them make me say "Pu!"
(Music Interlude 3. During which the girls, who are still chasing after
Mokona look at each other and shrug...)
Rayearth girls
Boy, boy, why are we
chasing a silly thing that looks like a bunny?
you can run, you can hide
but remember this, Mokona, you're gonna be mine!
Girls: Mokona, you're gonna be mine!
Mokona (shaking his head): Pu!
(The girls run and run, but get hit by a huge anvil shaped like Mokona.
The screen circles in and Mokona pops his head out for one last wave and
"pu!". Then the words "The End...Pu!" appear. The song mercifully ends.)