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-- Begin Highly Sekrit Transmission EYES ONLY! --
It was a peaceful day in Waihopai, Ranma was reading
his INFOSEC manual, and generally checking out his
Information Security. Information Warfare, being his top
priority, IW, IS, and Akane decided to go chat with, The
Man.
"Privacy, The Man said, "is Information Terrorism.
Terrorism Defensive Information reveals this to us. Defense
Information Warfare, Offensive Information, and Offensive
Information Warfare are generally things like lemons. The
National Information Infrastructure is equipped to handle a
massive outpouring of such a thing, and our InfoSec
coordinator, Tsubasa is a top-notch player.
"Tsubasa!?" Ranma cried, "Why, he's worse than that
Reno character, she wouldn't know Compsec if it bit her. She
has the worst Computer Terrorism conviction rates of
anyone.
"Well, in any case, Firewalls, gentlemen. That is
our top priority now. Secure Internet Connections, ssh,
things of this nature are sure to ruin any chance of our
protecting the citizens of the world."
"What about the ISS, Mr. The Man?" Akane asked.
"Passwords, are our weapon against that." The Man,
replied, flicking a piece of lint off of his Armani suit.
"DefCon V, will change that. Once Sgt. Ranma here learns the
Shi-Shi-Cryptocon."
"Damn Hackers," Ranma said, "Good citizens would
never have to resort to Encryption, if it weren't for them."
"It's true, Espionage rates have caused the budgets
for the USDOJ, NSA, and the CIA, to skyrocket." Tsubasa
said, "S/Key, and SSL are our two biggest problems why the
FBI, the Secert Service, and the USSS have had to declare a
info Defcon, the Military is very worried."
-- End Highly Sekrit Transmission --
Today is October 21, are you jamming echelon?
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