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From: Jusenkyo Industries <jusenkyo@jusenkyo.co.zh>
To: You <user@127.0.0.1>
Sent: Sun Sep 26 1999 08:51
Subject: CURE JUSENKYO CURSES!
THIS IS THE FIRST EFFECTIVE JUSENKYO CURE EVER!!!!!!
CONTENTS:
Contained in the package are three (3) casks of water.
The First and Last of these three contain ordinary water treated with
the Chiisuton, which after being stolen from the Musk by the
Joketsuzoku, were transferred to our company. What it does essentially
is to lock a person in his or her cursed form.
The Second cask of water in this package contains a Jusenkyo water of
your choice, which will be that of your normal [or desired, if you wish
to change to another form] form.
USAGE:
This is a two (2) -Year program, which due to involving one full year in
one's cursed form, has not sold as successfully as we might like.
However, we still provide this as a service to Jusenkyo victims
everywhere.
First, you use the first cask, which is clearly marked with the numeral
one (1), to lock yourself in your cursed form. You must stay in this
condition for three hundred and sixty six (366) days, at which point
your curse will be removed and your "cursed" form will be your normal
form.
At this point, you apply the second and third casks of water. Your
current state is:
'Normal' form: [Cursed form]
'Cursed' form: [Normal/Desired form]
Curse status: LOCKED [Chiisuton]
You will stay in this state for three hundred and sixty six (366) days,
at which point you will be in your natural [or desired] form, and will
be completely rid of the curse.