Slayers: WHAT THE-?
And so it ends...
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME!! DO YOU
KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU'VE DONE TO MY FRAGILE LITTLE
SOUL?!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! Darkness beyond twilight, crimson
beyond blood that flows..." Lina was so close to throttling Xellos on
the spot when a a little voice popped up again.
/Oh, you can't mean that now. Xellos- ONIISAMA is a very nice
person, don't you think? AND, I just love the sound of Uncle Xelly,
don't
you, Zelgadis?\ The Great Billy Bob Angel-sama smiled. (If anyone
could have seen him, they would have seen the evil niko sign above him)
"If you like it so much, take it. RA TILT!!!" Zelgadis annihalated
the little piece of dust and gritted his teeth. "Who in their right
mind would
leave this idiot to guard something so powerful?"
/*cough* I'll have you *cough* know, I used to be a great and
powerful golem,
Mister-I'm-So-Great-Think-I'll-Pick-On-The-Little-Angel-Sama!
*coughcoughcoughhack*\ he reappeared, the halo now broken and dangling
in
pieces over his head.
"So what happened?" Xellos sought refuge from Lina's wrath and tried
to
change the subject.
/WELL, eons of sitting around doing nothing can erode a person away,
you
know? By the time you lackeys came around, this was all that was left of
me.\ The Great Billy whatshisface was wallowing in selfpity now and Lina
decided not to let him call HER a lackey.
*Squish*
/HOW DARE YOU SMUSH THE GREAT BILLY BOB ANGEL-SAMA!!!\ he cried.
However, from under Lina's thumb, it sounded like this:
/MMPHURRPMRUU MRUUU MPHHH PHHH MPHHRURRRURRR!!!\
"Anou...Lina, it's starting again..."
"I haven't had this much fun since I went to Mazoku Tech and had
that
Frat Party with Touga-senpai." Xellos smiled.
"Oh, hell..."
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The door slammed open. "Kaasan...I met Grandpa again today...I think
I'll kick his ass as soon as I see him again."
No reply.
"Kaasan?" Zelgadis peeked into the other room and sighed. She was
gone.
He had been expecting this for some time. "Must've gone off to find that
guy
she's always screaming about."
Zelgadis caught a look at himself in the mirror and realized how
much
older he looked now. "Damn, I look like I'm twenty or something..."
He touched one of the stones lining his face and grimaced. "I'm
supposed to have my thirteenth birthday soon and now I look twenty!!"
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"How old are you?!" Lina stared at her...*son*.
"I'm actually only fifteen," he sighed and rubbed the back of his
head.
"I decided that if I looked eighteen, I might as well play the part."
"...."
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"I am going to find that damn Akio and his freaking car, and I'm
going
to send them a nice little present from SHABRANIGDO!!" Lina punched the
tree
and heard someone laughing over the rise.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, NAGA THE WHITE SERPENT?!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
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"I wondered how you met up with her." Xellos smiled again and moved
back
some
more when Lina turned her icy glare to him.
/That was pretty good. Mind if I mass market that little video?\
*Squish*
"So exactly, how old does that make you, Lina-imouto-chan?"
"That's not up for discussion." Lina scowled.
Xellos pouted. "Lina-imouto-"
Lina was seething, and it was obvious that something was going to
go
boom. Very likely, it was going to be Xellos's head. "DR-"
"CUT!
"Oh, wow, this is going to make a great series!" squealed a squeaky,
high-pitched, and yet irresitably cute voice. Tomoyo popped out of the
shadows, hands clasped and eyes all a-sparkle.
"This is amazing. Perfect!"
Lina wrinkled her nose. "You're a great director, Tomoyo...but do
you
really think this is the best way to start out the new season of the TV
series? I mean..."
Tomoyo shook her head venemently. "No, no!! You're doing a GREAT
job.
And the costumes~! You all look lovely. But Zelgadis-san, are you SURE
you
don't want a new outfit?" Tomoyo cocked her head to the side. "Really, if
you
took that drabby old tunic, and dyed it purple with pink polka-dots...and
added a yellow bow...and wore antennae..."
"...."
Tomoyo sighed. "No?"
"No."
"Oh, well...anyway, good job, everyone!! Time to pack up the
set...and
tomorrow, we're going to explain how Akio drove the Akio Car off a cliff,
and
the rear-view mirror flew off, and hit Lina on the head, and gave her
amnesia
so she didn't remember Xellos or Zelgadis!" Huge grin. "And then! How
Billy
Bob-kun is Xellos's cousin, twice removed!!"
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DISCLAIMER:
We don't own Slayers. Especially Zelgadis.
Damn, we wish we owned Zelgadis.
We don't own Akio either. We don't want to own
Akio. He's scary.
And Tomoyo. We don't own her either. But
nobody can control the Camcorder
Mokushiroku anyway. It's coming....coming...
be afraid.
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And so the saga ends...er, was it even a saga? Oi, never mind. Anyways,
that's all folks and until you hear from me again, I'll be lurking
somewhere
around this place!
As always, tell us what you thought! Send us MSTs and C&C at
<muteki@juno.com> and/or <KSaintTail@aol.com>
And remember, we all worship you, Kagami-sama! ^_^
And the Camcorder Mokushiroku. Gotta love it. Mokushiku shiku...
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>From the lurking home of Murasakikaze and Meimi, goodbye until next
season.
The Camcorder Mokushiroku is coming....and you will all bend to its
power....
^_^ Bye.
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