[SM][Fusion Xover][Oneshot] Sailor
Disclaimer: respective ownership belongs to their own creaters, what i do with them and otherstuff - i apologise. But it was an act of god: the devil made me do it.
Authors note: roughly hacked up. Might finish later, but I'll post what i've done to provide an alternative to the usual stuff.
Another beautiful morning in Tokyo Japan. Our intrepid tale begins in some where Nerima, where our main heroine resides. Long thick tresses of hair rippled as she snuggled deeper into her pillow. Normally in the Magic Girl World or MGW, the cute and somewhat flaky Sailor Moon would be sleeping in for school.
Unfortunately due to copyright, legal problems, personal schedules and unimaginative fanfic writers all of the cast were on leave. Hey, they were all recovering from the latest bout of self-gratuitous orgies and tasteless lemons. As thus, they were currently undergoing group therapy and physical therapy. Hey, I would like to see you fit a !@$#&% *^>+=_!@ in the your !@$#&% #%$&:{- and see your response if you ever had to go through that kind of $^:+ every week.
Sorry about being side tracked. *cough...* As I was saying, Sailor Moon aka. Usagi Tsukino would otherwise be late for Juuban High School. Even on week ends and public holidays. In the original SailorMoon, she would declare to the lovely grey polluted morning sky's...
"Ahhh! I'm gonna be late! Why didn't anyone wake me? Ms. Haruna's gonna kill me!"
Unfortunately, with the latest discrepancies the cast had been reshuffled and temporarily replaced with other individuals from other animes. All which were... how should I state this? Ahh.. yes, somewhat appropriate for their new roles. Well you have been warned. *grumble* *grumble* *grumble*
As I was saying, our new little cute heroine was getting more of her beauty sleep. All of which she would desperately need if she turned out like her... *thwack* Ouch! You stupid little.. *THWACK* *nervous chuckle* Did I say that? Umm... your appearance is very unique and umm... intimidating? *more nervous chuckling*
Moving on. While our heroine was getting some of beauty sleep. *Pause* *sigh of relief* She was dreaming about her new/old... eternal beloved soul mate. His deep blue mysterious eyes, so similar yet so different from her previous Airen. Long silky black locks and his lean and hard muscular body. While this would have been all good and fine with our new Sailor Moon heroine, unfortunately Chiba Mamoru is still undergoing treatment from last years La Blue Girl Yaoi crossover. Don't bother asking any probing questions about the tentacles and seafood.
She was having a nightm... I mean a 'dream' about her soul mate. Like Mamoru Chiba and Saotome Ranma, her new Airen as stated in the fine print of her contract within this fanfic had great similarities as another male in her life. Tall and lean, long robes, long straight dark hair, unseen eyes, hidden stuff, irritating personalities, faces which you want to pound over and over again. O.k., O.k. her new Airen was stuff that nightmares create.
Screaming in denial, our new Sailor moon awoke streaming with sweat and fear. Harsh and sharp panting as she tried to control her fear and hysteria. As the new sailor moon, she was trapped. Forever and ever, in eternity she was trapped. Until death do we part, with her new soul mate. While she would never had allowed herself to indulge in releasing such fear as the Amazon Champion of her generation, she wasn't too worried. Her new contract and thanks to the ultimate force, aka gratuitous author's, Mousse and most of the Ranma cast were specifically banned out of the studio.
"What wrong Pu-chan?" a soft innocent and annoyingly cheerful voice queried from behind. "Are you feeling sick? 'cus I feel great."
Unfortunately that didn't stop her new Airen. Pulling out her a bonbori from hammer space, she quickly slammed and dug into the cheerful smiling face.
"May I please have one more?"
Frustrated, she quickly pulled out a larger and well recommended pair of bonbori from an old acquaintance of new Airen, Bonbori-sama! A newer and deadlier version of her recreational bonbori, made with a super technological design, composites, alloys and divine imbuned enchantments to allow smoother handling, greater finesse and more devastation (located in Asgard c/o Skuld or any local after life realm with any qualified artificer deity for only your soul or a special Quest). After releasing barrage of strikes, the mangled heap of flesh stilled showed his larger then life smile.
"You creep! What the hell are you here at this hour?" Suddenly flushing with guilt. Immediately correcting her mistake. "What is Smiling-man here with Shampoo?" in a familiar and cute lyrical voice.
"Nee... Pu-chan, I thought I was Airen. Don't you love me at all? Isn't our love 'destined' and 'eternal'. Forever and ever." With a hint of whine. "And technically..." Abruptly becoming serious, as he stepped forward and sat next to her on the bed. Opening his eyes, his feral purple eyes pierced through her soul. "...we already have a child in the future." As he gently caressed her cheek with his white leather gloved hand.
Notes: demented parady and response to what's-his-name idea. Ammadeau? Forgot about posting it, but might as well dump into the load for a 'wash'. If you think its worth continuing - maybe. One shot as of now.
funny? don't know, been lock up in my own insanity for too long. Note: my attempt of 'humour'.
SailorMoon - Xian Pu (Ranma), long hair, round hair balls, brought up in a harsh environment and with laws, 'cute' flaky personality, Chinese... "I kill!"
Tuxedo Kamen - Xelloss Metallium (slayers) Their reliability is reliable. Ultimately control freaks. Snappy lines, one is extremely romantic the other is plain irritating like Mousse. Extremely secretive. Mazoku, who live off the dark emotions of humanity. *giggle*
SailorMercury - Washu Habuki (Tenchi Muyo), red hair, dark fiery aspect of science, independent, confident "do you wanna be me guinea pig?"
SailorMars - Umi Ryuuzuki (Magic Knight Rayearth) long blue hair, straight forward, brave, assertive, sceptic and loves water. "why the !@$# should I care about this mystic bullshit!"
SailorJupiter - Nuriko (Fushigi Yuugi) Tall, extremely strong and protective, likes guys. Gender? who cares, i'll figure that out later. "while I'm currently confused about my own sexual identity, that couple over there both look like my old sempai!"
SailorVenus - Ifurita (El Hazard) Solitary, cool, emotionless, efficient and lethal fighter (check the SailorV and SMoon manga) "die."
SailorPluto - Urd (Ah! My Goddess) goddess of the past, meddler, impatient short attention span, irresponsible, likes to drinks, devious. "Hmm... he doesn't seem happy. I know! Why not let the goddess of love help that nice Kuno boy with that rusty old time gate..."
SailorUranus - Langerly Zepplin Asuka (Evangelion) empty confidence, angry, child prodigy, traumatised, thinks Rei is a doll... "Dolls. You've all just dolls!" drools over image of a naked Rei.
SailorNeptune - Ayanami Rei (Evangelion) always poised and calm, accepting, detached from reality, dreams of water "..."
SailorSaturn - Koishikawa Miki (Marmalade Boy) always happy or neurotic, simple, honest, hot tempered and extremely emotional. "Yuu's seeing another girl! Death Reborn Revolu..."
Chibi-Usa - Miyu (Vampire Princess Miyu) cool, mysterious, forever young and trapped in a child's body. *giggle*
Luna - Emii-chan (Nuku Nuku) Manipulative, psychotic, extremely vicious and destructive, loves her gadgets. manages to get the body of nuku-nuku, unfortunately was the cat. "I'm just a small and helpless littl' girl." while drawing out a mini-gun
Artemis - Tora (Usio and Tora) grumpy, sour, hungry, verbally crude and insulting. "You humans are pathetic, I might as well start with you as a snack!"
Diana - Chibi-akuma (Street Fighter SD) bad tempered, was 'fixed' with the combined help of all the senshi to limit his aggression and his gender. "grrrr"
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