[The vast darkness of space. The absolute power and grace of the MST Star.
The beam of destruction that brings justice to planets of idiots. None of
which will be seen today, since the MST Star is closed for renovations.
Instead, we see our MSTers sitting on a couch on their lazy butts watching
the idiot post on TV instead of a giant theater because the repair bills
caused by the combined might of Washuu's experimentation, Kerrigan's
YES!!
KERRIGAN RULES!!
SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A FANFIC WITH SARAH KERRIGAN IN IT, SHE ROCKS!!
Or better yet, write a fic with Zeratul in it, talk about your total
badasses! :D
Ahem, so, my fic idea:
(Uh, BTW, there's kinda spoilers and stuff for StarCraft and Brood War in
here, if you haven't played it yet. Just a Wustnerin...uh, that is, a
warning! :D)
Some sort of weird space-time warp shows up in Nerima. Obviously, were
this a real fanfic, I'd be reealllly subtle about this so it would seem
absolutely perfectly believable. Really. Honest. For example:
Ranma was walking along the sidewalk, just having been smashed by
hyper-bitch fanfic Akane and was on his way to get a free meal from Saint
Ukyou's...I mean, Ucchan's. Ryouga was chasing him, hurling 3 x 10^9
bandannas at him and attacking him with umbrellas and belts and kitchen
sinks and stuff, even though he only does that like _once_ in the manga,
people!!
Uh, anyway.
Ranma saw a big blue glowing thing. "That...could be a wormhole, to
warp me to another place in space-time!" he realized. (<---- notice the
EXTREME subtlety here, it shows what an absolutely masterful writer I am)
"DIE RANMA!" Ryouga, having suddenly turned into a cliche, screamed.
"No wait, Ryouga, that might be a wormhole to warp us to another place
in space-time!"
Ryouga stopped. "Hm, but is 'place' really the correct terminology,
there, do you think, Saotome-san? After all, one must take into
consideration that if it were to also displace us in _time_, that..." he
rambled on, suddenly having slipped into an hunterfic where he gets a free
+50 to his INT.
Then, suddenly, they warped!!! (<---- notice the BRILLIANT action
here, it shows what an absolutely masterful writer I am)
So, anyway. They warp to the Terran sector at some crucial point, pick it.
Could be when Mengsk's guys are planting the psi emitter, or when Alexei
is killed, or when Mengsk decides to leave Kerrigan behind (the bastard
will BURN for that!!!), or during the huge battle at the end of Brood War,
or whenever. And they change what happens - the SCV with the psi emitter
gets wasted, Raynor is somehow able to alter the outcome of what happened
to Kerrigan (I coulda done it by myself, there's no _way_ those losers
coulda gotten by my damned bunkers and stuff ;p).
And the fanfic goes from there. I think it has potential, but I wouldn't
want to spell out an entire plot here because that kinda defeats the
purpose of actually writing the fic, ne?
Any ideas? Anyone? Anyone else think StarCraft absolutely rocks? That
Zeratul is the man? That Kerrigan rules? That Mengsk should be drawn and
quartered?
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"Feh. Knowing Ryouga he probably turns into a wombat or an
inter-dimensional sheep or something."
-Ukyou, from Zen's _The Long and Winding Road_