Subject: Re: [FFML] [Ranma][One Hour Challenge]Ignorance is Bliss
From: "Fabian" <rhialto@easynet.co.uk>
Date: 9/21/1999, 6:16 PM
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Thomas Hood kakimashita


"She does, but she just got so defensive all of a sudden when I told
her I wanted to cut something off."

Cut it off?! Wouldn't that make it kinda hard to pee?

One word, Eunuchs.

Actually, Eunuchs get their balls cut off, iirc. The lack of testosterone is
then sufficient to prevent anything untoward.

"Well, I didn't want to ask people about this, but I did manage to
listen in on some conversation and it's supposed to be useless.  It
wouldn't affect my martial arts.  Just like getting my tonsils
removed."

Refer to my previous comment about urinating... is he clueless about
basic
body functions? I mean circumcision is one thing, but actually cutting
it
shorter? That's heavy surgery...

Er, how to put it delicately... all you really need is just a hole.

And Ranma is probably one of the few men in existance to appreciate this
fact on a personal level. otoh, this sentence is a rather ooc for him.

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Fabian
If a flying horse ye see, mock ye not if it stays up not.