Ranma 1/2 
Filk, ripped from the "Ben Folds Five" song, "Army"

"Married"

Well I thought 'bout getting married
My Daddy simply cried
my sisters just looked at me stunned
oneesan said, "Oh, my!"
Well I looked all around me
Ranma's kinda dense
but Takewaki's the idiot
wait a minute, aren't they both the same?

Ryouga's kinda clumsy
I know he turns into a pig
He think that I don't know that
but that makes the game so slick
Herb and Touma are both eccentric
although Touma's island is kinda cool
I'd wish I could make my mind up
but all the boys I know are simply insane

I've been thinking a lot today...
I've been thinking a lot today...

Oh...I thought about Shinnouke...
Oh...I thought about Picolette...
Oh...I thought about Pantyhose, hey...
(Aw...baka!)

(Piano/Instrument interlude)

But I finally made my selection
and I hope we turn out fine
I look at my iinazuke
but he's disguised as a mailbox!
All the boys they simply want me
and the girls, they all despise me
I just want to crawl and hide
and wish that all of this simply goes away...

I've been thinking a lot today...
I've been thinking a lot today...
Shoulda joined a nunnery today...

I've thought about getting married...