Xellos stared dully at the sheet of paper before him, and scowled.  Once 
again, he set pen to the pristine surface, wrote a few words, and then sighed 
and tossed it to join the other one hundred and forty-eight false starts.
    
    Lina poked her head in, uncertainly, and asked, "What are you up to now?"

    "I am trying to write what is commonly referred to as a fanfiction.  I 
seem to have some problems getting anything to work out, though."

    "Oh?  Why's that?"

    "Because everything I want to write about ... is a secret."

    Lina hit him with a bunny slipper on general principles.

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    Kenko