Subject: [FFML] [apology]i promise
From: "Prince Alarming" <princealarming@hotmail.com>
Date: 9/19/1999, 8:36 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

I apologise for all the horrible fics I posted recently and promise to try 
never to post any fic while knowingly aware that it is mediocre and neear 
unreadale.

Anyway, as always, so as not to clog the ffml with  PURE spam. I will now 
include a spam FIC in my message. This is in response to a challenge I 
though I saw on the FFML. It asked writers to write on the effects of Y2K on 
anime.

Ranma-Y2K
Year 2000 arrives and suddenly, the heaens shut down and reality goes out of 
whack. All of Ranma's problems have either been solved or resolved. Yes 
ladies and gentlemen, Hell has frozen over and Armargeddon has arrived.

Fini.

Candid camera
Ryouga: Excuse me, do you know the way to Furikan high?

Man: Yes, it's that way. Hey buddy, I said that way. No, THAT way. Hey!

Woman: It's over there. There. THEEERE.

Akane: Excuse me sir. Did you see a Lost boy?

Man2: Yeah, he went over there.

Akane: You me there?

Man2: Yeah.

Akane(pointing): You mean, toward that camera over there? SMILE! you're on 
candid camera.

Man:Ohohoho

Woman:OH my GOD!

Man2:(waving) Hi mom!

A Couple:(trying to hide behind each other) Oh man.

Woman2:No really? REALLY? haha. you're kidding right?

Akane: No, I'm not. See? It' right over there.

Woman:Oh (Bleeep)

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