Dearest Takahashi goddess, I humbly apologise for stealing your marvellous

creations and turning them

inside out. Feel free to throw me into the spring of drowned Happi-chan.
I can't recall all of the other people I've stolen characters from, if

they start to hunt me down, IT WAS

ALL *HIS* FAULT!!!! (Points vaguely at a passing schoolboy.)

Would this mean that if you fell in the spring of drowned female Happosai
that you would be compelled to 'feel up' males? Imagine giving THIS
curse to someone you hate! I'm sure there are several male martial-artists
who would LOVE to punt the withered old pervert crone. Mwahahahah.

Thomas Hood
thood3@hotmail.com