At 07:12 PM 9/18/99 -0400, you wrote:

What is this a parody of?  Well, if you know anything about
university accreditation, or if you have ever been involved
in said process, you'll understand.  

Quite well.  I've seen political parties with better 
organization than some colleges and universities.

By Lara Bartram

Lara, you're responsible for this! ^_^  You came up 
with the title, so I take no blame for it.  (Mind 
the spoiler, though, newbies to EVA. ^_^)

Shunsuke

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"Smells Like Teen Blood"
by NERV-UNA

Watch Unit 01 kill Shinji's friends 
Asuka hates to lose and to retent
Rei is a bore and so inured 
Misato said a dirty word!

     Gendo, Gendo, Gendo, Gendo, you're low

     With the EVAs, fight the angels 
     Fill the entry plug with LCL
     The three stooges are impossible 
     Gendo's putting God in a bottle
     Poor Misato 
     Rei's albino 
     There's old Kouzou
     Kaji's neato 
     Yeah!

Hikari said "You did your best, 
Asuka, for this you should feel blessed" 
Our little group once was Gehirn, 
Then SEELE switched them all to NERV 

     Gendo, Gendo, Gendo, Gendo, you're low

     With the EVAs, fight the angels 
     Fill the entry plug with LCL
     The three stooges are impossible 
     Gendo's putting God in a bottle
     Poor Misato 
     Rei's albino 
     There's old Kouzou
     Kaji's neato 
     Yeah!

Misato forgets just why she hates 
Like all the others, she's in denial 
Shinji never met someone so kind 
So he killed Kaoru, nevermind 

     Gendo, Gendo, Gendo, Gendo, you're low

     With the EVAs, fight the angels 
     Fill the entry plug with LCL
     The three stooges are impossible 
     Gendo's putting God in a bottle
     Poor Misato 
     Rei's albino 
     There's old Kouzou
     Kaji's neato 
     Yeah, LCL!

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"Oooooh, it's so naughty!  I mustn't think such things!"
                               - Kintaro Oe, _GoldenBoy_