Down a poorly lit corridor walked a cloaked figure. The figure walked
past the plain wooden doors and came in front of the one at the end of the
hall. The figure knocked on the door and heard a muffled voice say "come
in." Opening the door the cloaked figure walked in and saw a man in his
mid twenties hunched over his computer smoking a cigarette and occasionally
laughing as he read some fanfic. When the hunched figure finally turned
around the figure saw that it was indeed none other than part-time fanfic
writer Andrew Norris. Andrew looked over and asked the figure,"Who the
hell are you."
The figure slowly raised it's hood and revealed that it was none other
than Ranma Saotome. Andrew looked in stunned silence and said, "What are
you doing here." Ranma glared at Andrew and said,"I'm here to kill you
Andrew." Andrew's jaw dropped in stunned shock and shakingly asked, "Why I
didn't have any revengefics in mind at least not for a real long time,
besides what have I ever done to you."
Ranma who had been standing passively until now said,"What do you mean
what have you done to me must you forget that horrible fic "Starmage".
Andrew looked surprised and said,"Oh, come on there are lots of fics that
did a lot worse to you and deserve your wrath more than Starmage." Ranma
looked at Andrew and said,"You're right there are much worse fics that do a
whole lot more to me than having me journey across dimensions and get a
daughter from a one night stand with a guy, but I have a promise to
uphold."
Andrew looked at Ranma and said,"Promise, what promise is that." Ranma
looked at Andrew and said,"well since you dropped Starmage my daughter
Ryoko has been mad that she no longer exists and made me promise to kill
you for not filling out her character before ending the story." Andrew
slowly stood up and stammered,"I'll write more I promise really I'll get
started right now."
Ranma just looked sadly at Andrew and shook his head in sadness before
bringing his hands up in front of him and blowing Andrew away with a chi
blast the size of a buick.
Meanwhile elsewhere we see a young man in his late teens bending down
before a little girl and hands her a bag full of candy. The young man who
is revealed to be Scott Dawley pats the girl on her head and says, "Here
you go Ryoko just like I promised a bag full of Pocky sticks for convincing
Ranma to kill Andrew for me, I'll get you the rest of your lifetime supply
in about a month, Is that okay?" Ryoko looked up at the man who had given
her the candy and smiled and said,"It's been a pleasure doing business with
you Mr. Dawley and remember that if you ever need Ranma to do anything else
just asked." With that she walked off and disappeared into her own
dimension.