Disclaimer: I'm sure you have better things to do than to sue me so why 
bother?

"Okay class, settle down. Rei, Asuka, Shinji. Would you mind standing in the 
front of the class? Alright, class, today we're going to discuss how 'Second 
Impact' has affected the lives of those who are just right next to us. Rei, 
why don't you start?"

Rei: Very well, it started shortly before 'Meteor' struck Crystal Tokyo�

"Various planets prism/star/power ranger MAKE UP!" Colors swirled around the 
Sailor Senshi and a song can be heard in the background as they change.

-insert the tune and lyrics for 'One Winged Angel', I'd do it myself but I 
lost them-

Sephiroth: Nova.

The secrets of the universe are revealed in a series of complex calculations 
as the Senshi are still transforming to that little ditty of a tune. 
Finally, we now know why they are 6 buns but 8 sausages in a pack, who 
killed Kaji and who is Kaiser Soze.

"WAITAMINUTE!" <= Asuka => "KAJI IS GONNA DIE!? Uh oh. Guess we should have 
used protection. Uh� never mind. Rei why don't you go on?"

After about an eternity (close, but no cigar), the Senshi are ready.

"Stop! The planet is a place for people to watch anime and write fanfics 
because they have no lives. Even if you're cute, what you're doing is wrong. 
In the name of the moon, I will punish you!"

KABLOOOM!

Picollo: Oops! Did I make a boo boo? Um� Ahem� I mean� uh� it was the only 
way to stop the Saiyajins from going Oozaru. I had to do it.

Usagi (formerly Sailor Moon): WAAH! He blew up the moon! WAAH!

Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, Uranus, Neptune: Don't worry my queen. We'll stop 
him. As long as we have the power, we won't give up.

Just then, the Nova attack destroys Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, Uranus and 
Neptune. Changing the Senshi of those planets back to normal.

The remaining Senshi: Don't worry, we still have our powers. And we got a 
new ally too.

Fei Fong Wong: That's right. Take this Sephiroth! Big Bang!

A beam of energy shoots out from a black hole and destroys the remaining 
planets before reaching the Earth. But the attack is so weak that only half 
the red shirted Star Trek ensigns died for no reason.

Fei: Argh! What have I done? I can't take this any more!

Fei flares up and changes into Id, his cool, super powerful and evil 
persona, who then kills the surviving red shirts.

'Meteor' is now only moments away from destroying the planet.

End of part one. To be continued when I feel like it.

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