A Sailor Moon And Ranma Fic (revised to the full extent version.)
By Agent: Kasumi Tendou

(if there is any mistkes I may have missed.. please tell me, thank you.)

	<Intro>

     A peaceful day in Nerima, no one bothered to seek
unholy revenge on anyone and Ryoga was out of the country
at the moment. Also no one tried to kidnap Akane, and
Happousai wasn't being chased by girls, yet. But there was one
thing that wasn't to peaceful in Nerima.. Which leads to the
Tendou Dojo and that one thing was Ranma insulting Akane's
cooking.

	[If you feel confused any way, I said and I quote,
"A peaceful day in NERIMA," end quote, not in the Tendou
Dojo]

     So Akane and her infamous mallet beat the crap out of
Ranma. Don't forget the famous quote from the lovely Akane
"RANMA NO BAKA." anyway, he was sent flying out.

	Well, he landed on the street, god knows where. Then
he was trampled by hordes of screaming mad ladies chasing
after Happousai. Happousai was repeatedly saying "HEHE!
I've silky panties! I've got Victoria Secrets! They spend
all that money for little ol' me!" Happousai's mind, literally,
was jumping for joy because how much money these ladies spend.
Which'll one day disapear from there draws or even from them
if you know what I mean?

	Then the once knocked-out Ranma regained
consciousness and staggered towards Happousai, and Ranma
pushed Happousai off the ledge that he was running on. While
pushing Happousai Ranma saying with a smart remark "Yeah,
and if you jump, I jump after you."

	Happousai jumped out of the water, with a bucket of
water and says, "So you can grab me with open arms and
breasts!" And and then Happousai was kicked into orbit by a
pissed off Ranma-Chan.

	"That damn hentai! I swear he's possessed by some
demon, but then again he's just always like this!"
She cheered up, and yelled something obscene about
the old man and about Akane's cooking.

	Not noticing the crowd of women... with the weapons,
and the hurting devices that make you say 'OW' really loud.
Just started to look at him. She looks back, and sees the
women who are looking at her with amazment by her transformation
from a boy to girl, and of course also the obscene remarks.

	"What?" Ranma says looking those wide-eyed girls like
nothing ever happened.

	"Hey! THAT...PERSON! KNOWS THE OLD PERVERT! GET'M!"
Only thing Ranma said was "Uh oh.." Now the ladies beat
the crap out of Ranma and he is sent SOMEWHERE ELSE.

	[Or in other words, this a Ranma beat-feast. well not
exactly, because I haven't written any parts that states
that Mousse OR Gosunkugi beat the stuffings out of Ranma...
yet.]

	"That'll show that person that men aren't like
women!" A lady said.

	"That's what you get for sending a man to do a
woman's job." Another said.

	None of the women laugh, they just looked at the girl
with stupid looks. "So... does anyone want to go listen to
the Indigo Girls?" One of the ladies said

	"Yeah," They all said.

	"Ok, then we can go to the Lilith fair!" Lady number
99 says.

	"Cool." They all said.

	<House of Tsukino>

     'Twas the day of school, and all through the streets,
Usagi was still stirring in her sleep; While Tuxedo Mask
sweeped her off her feet. Luna with all her might, said
"ALRIGHT! Get up you lazy head!" Tuxedo Mask's sweeping of
the feet had suddenly stopped and Usagi got on her lazy
feet.

	As we can see into the sky, Ranma is flying high,
high in the sky. Then Usagi runs around her house to get
everything squared away so she has everything for school.
Singing a wonderful fast paced tune called "Buddy Holly" by
Weezer. But I'm not gonna say how good she did, though.

	<In The Sky>

	We see Ranma flying high in the sky, where he might
be going? Well keep reading for further development.

	<House of Tsukino>

     Usagi screams as she sees Ranma crashing through her
room. Luna just looks as she also sees Ranma crashing through
Usagi's room. Luna was shocked and said what she always says
when something bizarre happens to them, "The Negaverse." to
that, Usagi payed no attention to what she said.

	"My GOD! WHAT WAS THAT?" Usagi yelled, still startled
from what happened. Ryoga then punches the wall leaving a
hole in the wall.

	"Where's the Tendou Dojo?" He asked, but this time
Usagi didn't answer, because she was surrounded by a blue
ki.
	She was pissed, if you couldn't tell. Usagi then yelled
out:
	"YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY HOUSE! WHAT DO YOU
HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?"

	Only thing that Ryoga could say was "Umm... sorry?"

	"WRONG ANWSER!" Usagi then takes an aluminum baseball
bat and swings at Ryoga. He is then sent flying out of her house.
She then realizes what she just did.

	"How did I do that?" she asked to herself. With that
question asked, the author appears out of nowhere.

	"So, you don't know why and how you did that?" Usagi
shook her head, then the authors' replies cheerfully

	"WELL, it all starts when your in a crossover with
Ranma 1/2; basically you have all this unknown power that I
decide to put in for the hell of it. Now that I think of it..
boy, were you weak, before, I mean - AAACCCKKKK!" She is then
sent flying out of Usagi's Room and lands right next to
Ryoga.

	"Hey there," She says. "What did you get hit with?
It looks like you got hit hard! Tell me! Tell me! Because I
got hit with a mallet, A MALLET!" She says

	"Baseball bat," He says trying to get up.

	"Ouch, never got hit with one of those. Was it
aluminum? Or wood?" She says.

	"Aluminum.." Ryoga says.

	"Those are hard." she say's jumping around like a
little child.

	"Yeah." Ryoga says staring at the ground


	A little pause, until "Do you know by any chance
where the Tendou Dojo is?" Says Ryoga.

	she replies "Think so, want me to come with you?"

	"Sure, I don't mind," Ryoga says as he starts to walk.
Steph quickly follows him. So on they went asking many questions
on the way.

	"By any chance could you tell me your name?" Ryoga
said.

	"... Uh it's, uh... OH! Steph," She replied

	"Sort of Gaijin." He said as he puts his hand on the back
of his head

	"Of course it is, I was born in America." Steph said.

	"I've been there before," He said.

	"Really?" She said with an exciting look on her face.

	Ryoga then starts the story, "It all started..." So
they're on their way.

	It had taken a while to get her house to its almost
original condition but she did it. She looked at the time,
it's 3:30, she was way late. So what was the point of going
to school at a bizarre time when she could just stay here
call Ami ask what the homework is and she would probably do
it. Usagi was thinking more on homeworl until she forgotten
the person or thing that crashed through her room, it had
landed on the cool floor of the basement. So she went to
check it out.

	<Basement>

	Ranma-Chan was knocked out for a long time. Though
she was passed out she could still think. /W-what happened to
me? Hello? Is there anybody out there? Oh no! No one can here
me! I'm DEAD! B-but I never told Akane how I felt about her.
And I DIED AS A GIRL! / Usagi checked Ranma's pulse, she was
alive.

	"Better get some cold water to wake her up," Usagi
says as she stands up begins toward the steps. She hears the
door bell and someone calling out to her by saying "Usako." She
realized who it is. She jumped up and yelled out "Mamo-chan!"

	Luna is then hiding in the shadows looking evil and
says "IT IS the Negaverse! OH! A chew toy!" She moves out of
the shadows to grab the little mouse chew toy.

	<Tendou Dojo>

	Akane was angry and worried about where Ranma was.
She was worried for the fact that Ranma had not called or
come back, or maybe he was kidnap, Or maybe not. Ranma can
fend for himself. It was Akane who was always kidnapped.
She then realized that this is how Ranma mostly thinks
about whenever Akane is out for a while.

	She slapped her self to that. "Ow, Damn author."
she said to herself.

	She loved the boy, she really did, but unfortunately
her parents and her actions before thinking always took over.
Like when she sometimes thinks that Ranma is responsible for
something that happened in her life that wasn't right.

	Although it never looked like it, Akane was actually
optimistic... when she's not mad. But if only Ranma didn't
insult Akane or her cooking and for once try it again; His
reaction would change toward her cooking.

	She had been improving, just yesterday she made a
sandwich that actually tasted like a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich! Because it was, not some toxic-look alike that the
government would love to get their hands on.

	/Then his approach to me would change when we kiss
and get married and have lots of ki-/ Akane stopped.

	"Wait! What am I thinking? I'm thinking like
Shampoo. Those Ranma fantasies that she always has. Like
when she thinks that a corny love spells will actually work.
Well maybe a couple have, but that's besides the point.
Maybe I should actually talk him when everyone's gone or
not bothering us OR kidnapping me. Maybe that'll work,
maybe. But I know that'll never happen!" She says.

	She sighs as she goes back to breaking bricks.

	<Someplace that looks ominous, prefrebly a Motel 6>

	As we see on a television screen, a war is film on,
most likely a documentary on Normandy Beach in 1944 best
known as D-Day. Camera zooms out to see a very dark room and
then a little TV glow shining a pair of red and black eyes,
and looking very angry.

	"I'll get her for what she did to my wife. Time for
a little unholy revenge. I'll get you Sailor Moon and your
little Sailor Brats too. But not right now. Not until I have
a terrific plan that'll destroy them completely and finish
what my wife had started.. My Beryl. God I love this movie."
He says as he continues to watch the movie.

	Then a little flashes on his face to see what he
really looks like; sort of like a vampire with the fangs
and mysterious red and black eyes. Wearing a black trench
coat and black pants that match his wavy short black hair.
"Now time for the plan. I'm gonna need the strongest
men or women first..." he sighs and continues watching
the movie.

<House of Tsukino>

	Ranma, still unconscious is poured with cold water.
"No good." Mamoru says as he puts the cup down.

	"Mamo-chan, can you get a cup of hot water, please?"
Usagi says smiling at him.

	He smiles and says "Of course, anything for my
Odango." He gives her a little kiss on the cheek. Luna
interrupted there little romantic session "Oh, get a room you
two." Luna says coldly.

	So Mamoru then goes upstairs get some hot water.

	<---Ucchans--->

	A normal business day at Ucchans, People came by and
ate and payed for the food.

	/Something's missing? I wonder what?/ Ukyo thinks.

	Ukyo just stared outside still thinking She then
blurts out "Oh Wait! Ranchan didn't come by." Of all the
questions in the universe, this was the most important one
to be answered.

/That baka/ She says.

	"Wait a minute, What if, he went over to the
Nekohanten?" she says. With that she starts to thinks and
becomes mad. But before she can do anything with her
spatula, the harsh face of 'Reality' popped up in front of
her.

	"Tsubasa, get out of my face!" She says trying to look
away from him.

	"Sorry..." he went along with what he was doing before
he reared his head up at Ukyo.

	"WAIT! Ranchan maybe dumb, but he ain't that dumb." Ukyo
then closed for a lunch break (at 4:30, too.) and headed to the
Tendou Dojo.

<Nekohanten>

	Shampoo, being as skimpy as ever. Gives everyone their
ramen noticing that Ukyo is headed to the Tendou home. "Why
Spatula Girl is heading over to the Tendou home?" She thinks
about it some more.

	/AIYAA! Maybe it's a secret wedding.. I better go and
destroy it. But first, I have to find a way to get Mousse
attention off of looking at me. I wish he stop, he's got that
weird look on his face, the same one when I told Mousse that
Ko-chan and I are friends. Maybe she's here? She be good help!/
the thinking of Shampoo had put in such a deep train of thought
that she didn't notice the pain she was inficting to the poor
custmer guy. Just by pouring the ramen soup on him.
"SHAMPOO! Stop pouring the ramen soup on the poor man!"
Cologne said

	"Aiyaa! Mr. Man ok?" Shampoo says waving her hand at him.
To check if he's alright. "Hot.. hot.." the man says before he
passes out.

	"Nicely done, my Amazon friend! HOHOHOHOHO!" A person
said. "KO-CHAN!" Shampoo says full of glee!

	"What's wrong my fine kitty friend?" She said with a
questioning look.

	"Spatula girl is headed to Violent Girl and Shampoo
worried. And Obsessive boy looking at Shampoo with killing
look and which is scary..." She says looking strangely at
Mousse. He turns and goes back to his sweeping.

	"Hold on a second." Kodachi interrupts as she pulls out a
little piece of paper that has everyones ones name with their
nickname on one side that Shampoo calls them. Unfortunately
Ranma lucked out, he was the only in the list that doesn't have
a nickname.

	"Ok, so Akane is the Violent Girl, Ukyo is Spatula
Girl. Shampoo, Which one of the obsessive boys are you
talking about, Kuno or Mousse?" Kodachi says looking at Shampoo.

	"Mousse," Says Shampoo.

	"Continue," Says Kodachi.

	"Shampoo think a wedding is happening." Says Shampoo.

	"Of who?" Says Kodachi

	"Take good guess." Says Shampoo

	"Jeepers! We should do something!" Kodachi pondered on
what to do.

	"Do you think that we should do what we always do?"

	"No, lets try sleeping powder, and an entrance saying. I
saw show that have two people trying to get a mouse. They funny
looking but I like their entrance, lets have one!" Shampoo said with
excitment.

	Kodachi thought of that for a minute also until a little
bug zapper caught a bug, and thus gives out the idea of the century,
"BY GEORGE, I think I've got one!"

	Shampoo smile became very wide as she listened carefully to
the little entrance that'll make the Academy Awards kill to get.

	<House of Tsukino>

	"And now for the hot water." Mamoru said as he was about
to pour it on Onna-Ranma's head.

	"Wait, it's not burning hot, now is it?" Usagi asked making
sure it wouldn't leave a burn mark on Ranma's face.

	"No, I made sure it wasn't burning." "Water can't burn silly!"
Usagi said, Mamoru just looked at her.

	"Sometimes your smarts even impress me." He said jokingly.

	"Just pour the water, you can insult me later once this is
done for." Then Mamoru starts to pour on her, I mean him.

	Ranma Starts to feel a little consciousness /Something seems
different. I think I'm a guy again! Hopefully Akane was the one who
poured the water../ Ranma thought.

	What those two saw, wasn't really meant to be seen by people
who doesn't know Ranma that much....

End of Chapter one.

			!!Ok, well Ja ne!!


Quote of the Fic.. "...I cried, and Maggie laughed. She's
so cute when she does that..." - Homer Simpson.

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