Shemieka me crazy!
By Ian Makabe
<insert standard disclaimer>
Tenchi quickly made his get away from the growing fight between Ayeke and
Ryoko.
Ryoko: �Look princess you don�t have enough meat for a man to bite on. Leave
Tenchi to a Hot and spicy meal like myself!
Ayeke: �Y..yo�you MONSTER! YOU DARE TO THINK SO LOWLY OF LORD TENCHI!!!!!!�
Tenchi looked around real quick to make sure no one else would get caught up
in this. His hand then grasped the sliding door as a pair of arms encircled
him.
Tenchi: <Oh no.>
Ryoko: �Teennnchi, I have a small request could you settle this little
debate here!�
Ayeke: �HANDS OFF!!�
Roko: (slowly lets Tenchi go and took a step back) �So Tenchi, wouldn�t you
say size matters�.� (She poses in a way to emphasize her point.�
Tenchi looks at the cutely posing Ryoko and the fuming/expecting Ayeke. He
comes to a quick decision, and dives out the door.
Ryoko and Ayeke stare in shock for a moment before taking off after him.
Ayeke: �Lord Tenchi!�
Ryoko: �Tenchi wait up!� <Damn! Pretty fast I�ll admit.>
Even with Ryoko Flying Neither of the two were able to catch up to the
fleeing Tenchi.
Tenchi started to round a corner when a flash of light blinded him . It took
a few moments for his sight to return, in which he fully expected to be
grabbed by Ryoko or Ayeke. However that never happened. Tenchi slowly looked
around . He found him self in what looked like a deserted wasteland, and
completely alone.
Tenchi: <Whew! Saved by the light.> He glanced around again <This is
probably Washu-chan�s doing. I�ll just sit tight till�.>
Voice: �Excuse me.�
Tenchi twirled around and noticed several women in revealing clothing.
Tenchi: �Uh�.yes.�
The one who spoke, a blue haired bombshell stepped forward. As the others
got into a loose circle around him.
Girl: �Are you by any chance a Jurian.�
To say Tenchi was dumbstruck was to put it mildly
Tenchi: �Yeah�.How�d you know?�
Girl: (Smiles) �We could feel the energy. That plus the fact you�re a
virgin was like a beacon showing us where you are and who you are.�
Tenchi: �Ah ha!� (Steps back )
Girl: (Grin becomes feral) �There�s no escape dear, surrender quietly.�
The entire group of females closes in on him then back up just as quickly as
Tenchi forms LHW�s and envelopes himself in full Battle Armor.
Tenchi: (Sword held ready) �Look, I don�t want to hurt you�..�
Girl: (Looks at the sword in surprise then slowly smiles.) �If that swords
an indication of your assets, Then we�re really going to enjoy this!� The
entire group suddenly grows a bit taller, looses their clothes and start
projecting roots of lust from their lower regions.
Tenchi: (Gasp in surprise) �Female Shemieka demons!�
Girl: (Nods) �Now,� (They start to close in again) �I do want to aplogize
for the savage tearing we�re about to do to your armor.�
With that they dog pile Tenchi as he screams.
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Ranma-chan is currently running from Akane and her mallet of doom
Ranma-chan: �Look Akane its not my fault that�..�
Voices: �Ranma! Prepare To DIE!!�
She looks up to see Kuno, Mousse, Ryoga, Taro and Herb approaching him,
murder in their eyes. He turns to run only to see the Akane�s hammer come
down and a flash of light. He blinks hard and realizes he�s still conscious
and on the ground not over it or in it.
Ranma-chan: <Odd, her hits generally leave me kissing pavement or feeling
re-entry burns.>
As she looks around she notices that their isn�t anything around except for
a sign.
Ranma-chan: <Great. Where am I now�> She ambles over to the sign which
reads:
Shekiekma divide line <The heck is that supposed to mean!>
While preoccupied with this, she dosen�t notice as several snake like
appendages approche from behind till its to late.
Ranma-chan: �What the�.?!�
She�s lifted into the air and turned to face a very large and ugly male
demon.
S. Demon: �HAHAHAH Its my lucky day! A cute and pure girl for my ravaging!!�
Ranma-chan tries in vein to free her self from the creatures tentacles.
S. Demon: �Do struggle, it makes it more interesting!�
Any thoughts of holding anything back die as she hears this.
Suddenly she�s dropped as the male demon is wrapped up in tentacles and
lifted into the air. Ranma-chan looks up to see that a female demon 3 times
the males size is her savior.
F. Demon: �Are you all right?�
Ranma-chan: �Yeah, uh�thanks.�
F. Demon: (smiles and looks at her prey) �My pleasure.�
Ranma-chan: �Say, uh can you tell me where I am and how to get out of here.�
F. Demon: �Your in the Shemikma realm.�
Ranma -chan: (Blinks in surprise) �You mean the place with all the sex
demons!�
F. Demon: (Nods) �Yep! Don�t worry though. If you come over to the girls
side you�ll be safe. We don�t boff each other after all.�
Ranma-chan: (opens her mouth, then shuts it) �uh yeah �thanks.�
The both quickly enter the Female side of the realm. Ranma winces as the
male demon is put through his paces while the female talks to her.
F. Demon: �Once its safe we�ll take you to the king. He should know of a way
out of here for you. Don�t worry though, he can control his urges.�
Ranma-chan Nods in understanding. There now well within the female side.
F. Demon: �By the way I�m Shori, what�s your name?�
Ranma-chan: �Ranma �
Shori stops dead in her tracks and drops the male demon who she�s been
playing with this whole time. He quickly runs to the male side. She turns to
look at Ranma.
Shori: �Not as in Ranma Saotome of thye Saotome school of anything goes
martial arts.�
Ranma-chan nods then kicks herself mentally for doing that.
Shori: (smiles pleasantly) �How wonderful!� (Snaps her fingers)
Ranma-chan looks confused until 4 other female demons surround her, each
holding a bucket full of hot water.
Ranma: �$%^#&*#%Q!!!!�
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This is a rough draft and a preview! I will make changes so don�t kill me!
Please, pretty please! I have a wife and children! Well no I don�t, but my
future kids would like their daddy in one piece so no killing me! If you
still wish to flame, kill or do other very nasty things to me for writing
this, keep in mind its only a fanfic and you should really just relax.
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