Subject: [FFML][Fanfic][Spam] How the Universe Began
From: "andrew norris" <atn6581@silver.sdsmt.edu>
Date: 9/6/1999, 4:51 PM
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How the Universe was created
by
Neko Gato

Standard disclaimer. None of these characters belong to me so please don't sue.
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	In a large college auditorium, scientists from around the world  gathered to hear the famed Professor Johnson give a speech on his new theory on the beginning of the universe.  Rumor among the scientific community was that Professor Johnson had spent over three years researching his theory. 

	There murmuring of voices in the auditorium hushed as the lights were darkened .   The lights on stage brightened and out of the side wing stepped a rumpled appearing man in a lab coat.  For the people in the front row who could get a close look at him they noticed that his hair was rumpled and his eyes had a strange gleam to them.  He walked slowly to the center of the stage and stood at the podium.

	He turned on the microphone and said, "For the past three years I have been researching the creation of the universe and I have discovered that it did not begin with a big bang."  After this statement there was a lot of murmuring in the audience at this almost blasphemous statement.  When the murmuring died down Professor Johnson cleared his throat and said, "No the universe did not begin with a big bang,  the universe began with a PI PUU."

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