Posting from the Holiday Inn DFW North, room 232, the night before AnimeFEST
begins....
This one is not my fault, I swear!  My roommates made me do it!

Too bad you aren't taking credit for it. I thought it was really funny.

Oh well.

The Silence of the Hentai
Plot:  Tom Hayes, Sky Rigdon
Execution:  M A Davis / Miko

I really enjoyed this short but to the point story.

You can pretty much figure it out from the first few lines but aren't quite
sure because the title is a bit misleading (especially if you've seen the
movie Silence of the Lambs).

Good one.
  ___________
 / Here lies:\  First Corollary of Taber's Second Law:
|   Andrew    |    Machines that piss people off get murdered.
|             | 
|   I think   |       
| he's hungry | Honk Louder! I don't have a firing solution yet!
|             |