Subject: [FFML] [Spam][Spoof] Tonight on DDTV....
From: "Mark Page" <ddfa_on_ffml@hotmail.com>
Date: 9/4/1999, 8:40 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

TONIGHT ON DDTV FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE....


FLAME OF RECTUM
Sent from over a century ago to modern Tokyo by his mother, a young
ninja develops a love for Goan curries.

CEREAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN
A young brain-dead girl takes on the sinister Kelloggs Knights with
only her Corn Flakes, Rice Bubbles and the dreaded Coco Pops as
protection.

LOST UNIVERSE
Nobody can remember where they put it.  Either it's the biggest
fuckup in history, or Canal-chan is hiding it in the broom closet.

THE MOON SHOW
Can Sailor Seagoon save the Goon Kingdom from the clutches of the
evil Tuxedo Grytpype, or will it really be sold to Sheik
Bladaladalum?

TRIGUM
The flavour really DOES last three times as long, but don't expect
insurance to cover the consequences.

and

SILENT MOBIDICK
Ooh arrrr....  Thar she blows off the port bow....  Looks ta me like
a Third Attraction case.  First mate, prepare ta use the Graviton!


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