"Well, it's definitely the _ugliest_."

     Ash adjusted his cap, trying not to rustle the bushes they
were crouched behind as he did.  "It's pretty ugly, yeah.  But it
looks strong."

Tarou? Strong? Nah...

     "It's what inside a pokemon that counts," Brock said
sagely.  "I'm sure it's got a very nice personality."

*falls to the floor, laughing hysterically*

     Imagine being crammed into the smallest space imaginable,
one with nicely-cushioned walls and pleasant, but completely
unmemorable music playing endlessly.

Of course, if its Kuno's idea of pleasant is has lots of
Fem-boy pictures...

COMING NEXT from David Tai and Alan Harnum!!!

SEE Pantyhose evolve into Garterhose!!!

Hehe

GASP at his new power!!!

WONDER at what drugs they were using!!!

Can I have some? Must be powerful stuff.

WATCH as Team Rocket shows up for no particular reason!!!

As usual

MOURN that David and Alan are wasting their time on this, instead
of on the FANFICS they SHOULD be writing!!!

GAPE as two people who've seen six episodes of Pokemon
between them write a Pokemon fic!!!

STAND AMAZED at all the capital letters and exclamation points!!!

Ooh

WAIT WITH BAITED BREATH as "EVOLVE, PANTYHOSE, EVOLVE!" comes out
someday!!!

Aaahh...

P.S.--ALSO FEATURING 1,000 ELEPHANTS!!!

Authors' Notes:

Commentary, after being thoroughly read and considered, will be
fed to rabid wombats and wild dogs.

Do you mean rabid Zubats and wild Growlithes/Arcanines?

Funny fic.


             Beky NeRichnead
    Grand Potentate of the Universe

"Dragon: What's the charge?
St. George: Devouring maidens out of season.
Dragon: Outta season? You'll never pin that rap on me, d'ya hear me, cop*??
St.G: Yeah. I hear ya. I've gotcha on a four-twelve, too.
Dragon: A four-twelve!? WHAT'S A FOUR-TWELVE!?!?
St.G: Overacting."

St. George and the Dragonet
(c) 1953
Written by: Stan Freberg and Daws Butler

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