Mizuno Productions Presents
An Unauthorized Omake fic based On Ultra!!! (I didn't not pay to use the
Ultra trademarks. May Nabiki's Lawyers have mercy on my broke soul)
Not spell checked, grammar checked, or Spot Fest checked. This should be
free of Insane WCW style booking though.
FREE BENOIT~!
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"OH MY GODDESS!!! THAT OMEGA TITLE MATCH UP WAS THE BEST EVER!!!"
Hiroshi screamed as the remenants of the crowd applauded in approval. The
inside of the Ultradome was filled with broken seats, rapid amounts of
furniture destruction, and even a few cream pie's were in the rubble.
"ADDING IN THE HARDCORE?FALLS COUNT ANYW HERE RULES WAS A HUGE SUPRISE!!!"
"Yes, who would of thought the combatants would brawl inside the
Ultradome for most of the match," Daisuke added, "And we must thank NERV
for providing the most important people in the crowd, us the announcers,
with the destruction proof class for this event."
"YES, IT ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR OPINION ABOUT EVANGELION
DOESN"T IT DAISUKE?"
"Shush...Don't bring that up," Daisuke replied nervously, hoping that his
secret dislike of Evangelion wouldn't be revealed to the world. With NERV
agents everywhere he had no idea what they would do as revenge against
him. "And stop yelling, the match has already ended."
"SORRY...BUT I'M STILL PUMPED UP FROM THAT LAST MATCH!!! SO PUMPED THAT
WE HAVE A SPECIAL ADDED BONUS MATCH!!!"
"A What?"
"A bonus match"
"But we're running over time as we speak Daisuke?"
"YOU BETA-CHA YA DAISUKE!!! AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE TIME AND A HALF ON OUR
CONTRACT!!!"
Daisuke sweat dropped, "Double time and Half?"
"HAI!!!"
"WELL THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!! FOR YOU THE FANS WE PRESENT A
SPECIAL ADDED MATCH!!!" Daisuke yelled, experiencing for the first time
the level of excitement Hiroshi experienced on a regular basis. The added
money finally meant he could finish off his Sailor Moon collection.
Finally he'd have all 200 episodes on LD....
"ALL RIGHT THEN DAISUKE, PREPARE FOR A SPECIAL FAN REQUEST MATCH!!"
Hiroshi yelled, before returning to normal. Or what would pass for
normal. "A fan of Ultra has written in requesting that Ranma Saotome face
a compeitor outside of our league. Now normall y we wouldn't do this, but
since Kasumi-sama is feeling very kind."
"She is a good goddess," Daisuke added, hoping to keep the wheels of
karma well greased.
"Yes she is, and since she is a good and kind goddess she went out and
made sure this match would happen. So let's head over to Yotsuya-san as
he will be interviewing the man to face Ranma Saotome. Yotsuya-san!!!"
"Thank you Hiroshi!! Well, aren't we all eager to meet this new
compeitior who will take on Ultra's legendary cross dresser?"
"I'M NOT A CROSS DRESSER!!!" Ranma yelled from the entrence way, hoping
to faze Yotsuya. It didn't work....
"Sure...Then why did you wear enter the bride contest in the second Ranma
movie?"
"Uhh...Because it wasn't Canon?" Ranma weakily replied.
"Sure, Anyway we can continue this Oh so Witty banter or we can meet
Ranma's opponent. And I'm sure he's a much sharper knife than the Cross
Dresser here"
"AUGH!!! I AM NOT, I AM NOT!!! I AM NOT!!!"
"Geez, Imagine what your mother would think of you, dressing as a girl."
Yotusya smiled a wry smile as he continued along, "That's not manly
behavior you know."
A small eep could be heard coming out of Ranma, his skin turning pale at
the thought of his mother watching his Ultra exploits. After all the show
was a huge ratings hit in Japan as well as America.
"Now, let's introduce Ranma-CHAN's worthy opponent, who I don't know but
I'm sure he's your typical Ranma � martial artist bad guy. Let's bring
him in.."
The left over crowd waited in beated breath for the newcomer, hoping that
the fan who requested this challenge had picked a worth Ranma foe for the
upcoming battle. Some were hoping for Ryouga. Others were hoping for Ryu
Kumon or Herb, and still others were waiting for Ken from Fist if the
North Star. After all not every one is a Ranma fan....
Then suddenly the theme for 2001 blared over the airwaves, announcing the
arrival of the Superman and his enterouge. For in the entrance way stood
2 man, one clad in street clothes and the other glad in a glittering
robe. His pressence conveyed an air of confidence and ego unmatched by
any in Ultra, even by the Exploder Wizard Dark Schneider. And when he
spoke his words filled the entire Ultradome.
"WHOO!!!"
The nature boy Ric Flair had arrived in Ultra, and nothing would ever be
the same.
"Excuse me, Nature Boy," Youtsuya said, not knowing who the newcomer was
in anyway. Thus he used the name on the back of the robe. "But can I have
a few words with you before the match."
"YOTSUYAAAAAAAAAA-SAN!!!" Ric Flair screamed, before adding in another
Whoo, "It is indeed a pleasure to be in the greatest league in
Pro-Wrestling today, the Ultra league. And do you want to know why it is
the greatest?"
"Because I conduct the interviews?"
"No, Yotsuya-san, it's because the Nature-Boy Ric Flair, the 14 time
world heavweight champion Ric Flair, has finally come with the Enforcer
Double A Arn Anderson to kick some Ultra butt. They say this is the
greatest collection of warriors in the multiverse, well none of them hold
a candle to the Nature Boy. They can't even lace my boots."
"Even your opponent, the cross dresser?"
"My god, YOTSUYA_SAN!!!!!!!!!! That guy doesn't even deserve to be in the
ring with greatness. Kasumi-sama pratically had to beg me to come here
and face me. I told to her get in line, Ride space mountain and then I'd
think about it. After riding about ten times, I told her I'd have no
problem kicking his ass and then she went up one more time for old times
sake. WHOOO!!!!"
"WHAT!!! Kasumi did what?" Ranma screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Yeah, that's right, she rode Space mountain all night long and she never
wanted to get off. Whoo!!" Ric Flair added with an exclamation before he
started to strut around the ring. "Now on to you Ranma Saotome, you half
man. You see your about to have your ass kicked by greatness. Your about
to have a lesson in the ring from the dirtiest player in the game. They
say you come from the number one Anime series in America, well that
doesn't mean nothing to me. I'm the 14 time world heavyweight champion, I
can have a 4 star match with a broom stick if I want too, though the
crowd will have to settle for 3 stars since your so pathetic."
"Why you!!" Ranma's aura was now fully viseable to the entire world, it's
red hue blinding most in the audience. His anger was immence and directed
at one person.
" Look at me, I'm the greatest Pro-Wrestler ever, and I'm about to lace
the boots and walk that isle one more time so you should feel honored
that I even want to waste my time with you. Because believe me, when you
get in the ring with the Nature Boy, with Double A at ring side, only one
thing is going to happen. And that is utter defeat for you!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!"
"OH MY GODDESS!!! WHAT AN INTERVIEW, WHAT A MATCH!!!" Hiroshi screamed at
the top of the lungs, "Who knows what will happen when these two titans
meet in the ring!!!"
"It will be a contest for the ages and We'll have it next on Ultra!!! But
one thing Hiroshi?"
"Yes Daisuke?"
"What does riding Space Mountain mean?"
"............."
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To Be Continued....... Maybe....:)
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Humour me please, Ultra people..I always wanted to do an Anime/Wrestling
themed thing.I know I probably made huge mistakes with Ultra timeline (all
involving Hiroshi and Daisuke) but I'm lazy so I didn't wan to
research...:)
This came to me while be being pissed of for yet the nth week at WCW's
inept booking, and generally being upset at the thought of them having
Sid beat Benoit (And thus attempting to bury the best wrestler in the
world). So I thought, why not bring in a WCW star to feud with an Ultra
star and book it that way I wanted it to go...
Then I decided that I couldn't write Benoit or Eddy well at all, so I
decided to go all 80's and Early 90's and bring in the Nature Boy and
have him rant like only he can rant...^^
For those wrestling fans that want to know, despite the fact he claims
he's a 14 time champion, this Ric Flair is from the 1989 era (Ya know,
when he faced Ricky Steamboat in the greatest Wrestling match of all
time...:) so he can work. Not like now when he should hang the boots
up...
I don't know if I'll do more with this, it is hard to meld Anime and
wrestling togther in a serious story line that works. I mean I've tried
to think of various ways to get the old lWo to feud with the Sailor
Senshi but I can't get it to work. So perhaps it's best I stop here...Ahh
who knows how my feelings will change after time passes...:P;;;;
Yes this rough, but I ain't spell checking a piece of spam. Besides
mistakes add character to a fic...:P
Anyway...Onward and upwards, this Richard Beaubien reminding you to help
free Benoit and I hope Mike doesn't read this. After all I should be
working on other stuff....:)
EDDY RULES THE WORLD~!
Ja ne!!
Richard Beaubien
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Suzuki Arimi, Mizuno Ami, Aya-san forever!!!! WAI!!!
Fanfic homepage http://www.anime.sobhrach.com/~beaubird/