Okay... this part is... a little different. Any and all comments on the
way it's written (you will know what I mean when you read it) that makes
it different will be appreciated... enjoy.
And since CMD20 was apparently so perfect that only one person gave any
C&C on it, I guess it'll be going final soon. (thinly disguised plea
there ;) )
50 thousand yen = $430 US
10 thousand yen = $86 US
1 million yen = $8,595 US
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[End - Garden of EVA 1:4 - Sucks Everybody!]
Excerpt from 'The American Century Dictionary' - 1999 edition:
suck v. 1 draw (a fluid) into the mouth by suction 2 draw fluid from (a
thing) in this way 3 roll tongue around (a sweet, etc.) 4 engulf or
drown in a sucking movement 5 slang. be of very poor quality -n. 6 act
or period of sucking
Excerpt from 'Asuka's Guide to the Post-Third Impact World' - 1st
edition:
suck v. 1 draw (Kaji's sweet taste) into the mouth by suction 2 draw
fluid from (a penis) in this way 3 roll tongue around (a tree or other
mighty object) 4 engulf or drown in a sucking movement (If Shinji is
reading this, this is basically referred to a blow job, which I don't
think you've ever had, have you? I thought not. Ha! Beg for it! You know
you want me to!) 5 slang. see Shinji's perfect world -n. 6 ditto
Excerpt from 'Shinji's Guide to the Post-Third Impact World' - 2nd
edition:
suck v. 1 draw (a fluid) into the... uh... oh... 2 draw fluid from...
err... 3 roll tongue around... ahhhhhh!! 4 engulf or.... ohhhhhh!! 5
slang... who cares about number five and six anymore?! Let's start at
number one again!
-E- -V- -A-
-- Now
Rei sat quietly on the bed as a middle-aged man stood over her. He
was bald on top with a few strands of hair strategically placed to keep
his mind from admitting he was bald. A leer was plastered on his
weathered old face. "You are one fine babe, you know that?"
Rei nodded awkwardly. "Thank you."
"So what do you want to do?"
"That's up to you."
Before the man could answer, the door flew off its hinges and
Shinji barreled into the room and knocked the man over. "Get your filthy
hands off her, you dirty, stinking ape!!"
"Shinji?!" Rei gasped. A part of her wanted to scold him and tell
him to leave, but a part of her was glad he had shown up.
"Come on, Rei. I don't know exactly what that letter meant, but
doing this isn't going to solve anything."
Rei gasped. "You found the..." She stopped suddenly and shook her
head sadly. "I'm sorry Shinji, but I have to do this to escape my past."
"Escape?!" Shinji shouted. "You fool! You're just going to end up
back where you started... as a cheap whore getting your sexual thrills
and living off a few yen for a quickie!"
"Shut up! It's not about money or sex!"
"Then what's it about?"
"I..." Rei went silent, stormed over to the middle-aged man, and
started undoing her blouse. In her anger, she actually ended up ripping
the buttons off as she snapped an order at her customer. "Come on... if
you want to fuck me, you have to give me fifty thousand and kick him
out!"
The man had been mute up to that point as the argument between
Shinji and Rei ensued. Awkwardly, he nodded and reached for his wallet.
"Stop it!" Shinji managed to blurt.
Rei glared back at Shinji. "Shut up! You're not the boss of me!!"
The man held out some bills. Before Rei could grab then, Shinji
did. "I said no!!"
Rei glared at Shinji and pulled back her arm, as if to hit him.
Then she stopped at stared at his eyes for an eternity. Finally she
dropped to her knees and started to cry. "Why can't you just let me get
this over with?"
Shinji looked down sadly at his sister, dropped down, and pulled
her into a hug. "It'll be okay, Rei. I'm here for you. Whatever it is
you're hiding, just tell me."
Before Rei could respond, she felt something cold on her wrist. She
looked up and saw that the man had attached a pair of handcuffs to one
of her wrists. "Hey! That's extra!!" she blurted out of habit.
Shinji flinched as he realized that Rei may have had a darker past
than he realized. Then he shuddered after he felt the other cuff slapped
around his wrist. "What the hell are you doing?"
The man stood up. "You're both under arrest." He held out a badge.
"Shit, not again."
-E- -V- -A-
-- Fifteen minutes before that
Shinji was panicked as he raced down the noisy streets of Osaka-2.
<Damnit... I knew I should have kept a closer eye on her.> The wording
of the letter he found kept rolling through his head as he ran. <Don't
do anything stupid, Rei!!>
Suddenly, he screeched to a halt when he saw her and a middle-aged
man enter a sleazy love hotel at the far end of the street. "Shit! Don't
do it, Rei!" he shouted, but she didn't hear him. <Not again... Why,
Rei? Why do you do this to yourself?>
Shinji took off running and raced into the hotel. She wasn't in the
lobby, so he rapped urgently on the little window.
An old man slowly opened the window. "How many hours?"
Shinji was not in a mood to talk, so he reached in and grabbed the
old man's collar. "Which room did you give to the last couple?!"
"I can't tell you that!"
Shinji glared at the old man. "Tell me, damnit! That's my sister!"
"It's against the law for me to give out that information! Please
leave or I'll call the cops!" the old man explained, as if he'd said the
same thing to angry relatives, boyfriends, or lovers many times before.
In this case, Shinji was technically all three.
"She's only fourteen, you bastard! That's even more against the
law... TELL ME!"
The old man cringed from the determined look in Shinji's eyes.
"Room nine, down the hall on the left!!" He pressed the buzzer to admit
Shinji.
Shinji released the old man and raced inside, hoping that he would
be in time to stop her.
-E- -V- -A-
-- One hour before that
Rei slid off the old man and silently walked towards the bathroom
without even looking back. Her face was expressionless except for a
single tear that rolled down her cheek.
She cleaned up quickly in the bathroom and then looked into the
mirror. "I've got to do this... to be free of my past. I've got to do
this to keep Shinji from being hurt. I've got to do this..." She trailed
off as she pictured Shinji scolding her in the mirror for selling
herself like this. She slowly put her hand to the mirror and sighed.
"I'm sorry, Shinji... just a few more times and never again... with
anyone. I promise."
She started redressing and hoped the old man would be gone by the
time she was done in the bathroom. She always hated looking into their
faces afterwards.
Rei straightened the clothes she had assembled from her and
Hikari's luggage. The semi-transparent halter-top was probably a sexy
little thing Hikari had planned on enticing Touji with. <I really don't
see how those two stay together.> The little mini-skirt was cut from a
tight black dress that Rei had hoped to use for their celebration party.
She doubted it would be needed now. She had chosen a path of salvation
and damnation... there was no going back now. "I'm sorry, Shinji."
Before leaving the bathroom, she counted her money again. "What a
cheap old man. I'm still short of the one million yen I need. How will I
get it all tonight at this rate?"
-E- -V- -A-
-- Fifteen minutes before that
"Fifty thousand, old man!"
"Eh?" the old man mumbled, cupping his ear.
Rei flashed five fingers. "Fifty thousand for the night of your
dreams." She struck a sexy pose. <If I wasn't sure this guy wasn't a
cop, I'd never be this direct.>
"Eh? I only have ten thousand." His shaky hand held out a ten
thousand yen bill.
Rei shook her head sadly. "It'll be a quickie then..."
-E- -V- -A-
-- One hour before that
After leaving the very drunk and angry Misato with a very bruised
Kaji, Shinji walked back towards the elevators to return to his own
room. He stopped when he passed Rei's room. He decided he'd see if Rei
was back yet, so he knocked on the door. He flinched backwards when the
door, which hadn't been closed completely, opened. "Rei? Hikari?"
After there wasn't a response, he pushed the door open. "Rei,
Hikari? I'm coming in." He scanned the room and looked through the open
bathroom door. When he saw that neither of them was there, he grew very
worried. "I guess Touji might have gotten lucky tonight, but where could
Rei be?"
As he was leaving, he noticed a crumpled piece of paper on the
floor. Curious, he picked it up and looked at it. He gasped at seeing
some of the threatening writing on it. As he read the letter, he became
even more desperate to find Rei.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Ten minutes before that
Shinji helped Misato down the hall towards her room, number
four-twenty-two. She was still pretty out of it. Mostly because she was
plastered, but also because of what had just happened. Before he could
reach her door, it exploded outward as a young man crashed through it
and slammed hard against the opposite wall.
"Arschloch, you will pay for that!" a very angry Asuka shouted. She
was wrapped in a towel when she stormed out of the room and kicked the
man in the groin once. And then she kicked him again, just to make sure
she got her point across. She did. Just to be sure, she made her 'point'
several more times.
Shinji looked closely and recognized the man as Misato's boyfriend,
lover, ex-boyfriend, and occasional punching bag. Which one depended on
the time of day. "What happened?"
Asuka flinched at hearing his voice and then blushed when she saw
him. "Err... Nothing!" Asuka stormed back inside.
Kaji just leaned against the wall with a pained smile on his face.
Shinji decided it was probably the pain from where Asuka had repeatedly
kicked him.
-E- -V- -A-
-- About the same time as that
Kensuke couldn't believe that the maid he had invited to his room
actually showed up and crawled into his bed. He also couldn't believe
how much better she was than Misato, the cleaning lady, the woman he had
picked up at the train station, the... you get the idea.
He held the woman in his arms in the dark room and just stroked her
hair. "Thank you, that was the best I've ever had," he said softly.
"Well, of course it was, it was your first time, Touji!" Hikari
snapped. "At least it had better been, you jerk!!"
"Uh... uh... Hik... Hikari?"
Hikari shuddered as she finally recognized the voice. <No... he
wasn't supposed to be in the room yet.> She saw Kensuke reaching for his
glasses. "Oh, god... I... lost my virginity to... to.... Kensuke!!
This... this... SUCKS!!"
Kensuke's ego took a mighty blow and his mighty maple crashed to
the forest floor with a mighty thud.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Three minutes before that
"This is so cool!!" Touji whispered as he peered into his
night-vision binoculars. "You can see right into everyone's room from
here. This is much better than just necking with Hikari. I'm sure she
won't mind me skipping our date tonight."
He gasped as caught sight of a couple through a window. "Alright!!
They are really going at it! I am so damn lucky tonight!!" As he watched
the couple doing it, he squinted trying to see the figures better.
"Hmmm, that girl looks a little familiar..."
-E- -V- -A-
-- Five minutes before that
Misato looked down at her naked body. "Yeah... I guess." Misato
stumbled over to where she saw various discarded pieces of clothing. She
picked up her bra and then keeled over.
"Misato!!" Shinji rushed over to and then knelt by his now
unconscious teacher. "Misato?" He shook her, but she just muttered
something unintelligible. "Damn, Touji or Kensuke could come back any
time now."
He reached for her bra and started to redress his naked teacher.
<Damn... before Rei showed up I would have died for the chance to do
this in reverse.>
-E- -V- -A-
-- Two minutes before that
Misato shuddered as she came. "Oh, Kaji!!"
"What?!" Shinji screamed and filled Misato at the same time.
Misato frowned and squinted in the darkness. "What's happened to
your voice, Kaji?"
"Misss... aaaat... ooo?"
Misato looked closely to the man--make that boy--she had just made
love to. "Shinji? What the... hic... fuck are you doing in my room?!"
"Err... um... this is my room," Shinji awkwardly explained. "It's
five-twenty-two.. you're in four-twenty-two." <Knew I should have made
sure who it was when she slipped into bed with me, but a part of me
didn't want to know if it was Asuka or Rei.> He shook his head to clear
it, since it was still foggy due to the bad sushi he had earlier.
<Thought those breasts were a little too big, but who am I to complain
about being handed a couple handfuls.>
"Don't give me that bu... hic... you're on the seventh floor!"
Shinji blushed. "Err... they had to move us due to some... plumbing
problems."
Misato looked around. "Oh... shit. First that little... hic...
Kensuke and now you. What kind of sicko am I?"
"Kensuke?"
Misato frowned. "You didn't hear that."
<Kensuke and Misato have had sex?> Shinji thought back and realized
that Kensuke had been acting odd lately. "Ah! That's why he's been
trying to act so grown up lately."
Misato glared down at Shinji. "I said... you DIDN'T hear that! Got
it?"
"Yes, Ma'am!!"
Misato cradled her head in her hands. "I can't believe this. How
could I have mistaken you for my dear sweet Kaji." She squirmed a little
bit. <Come to think of it, Kaji isn't this large.>
"Um... Misato?"
"Yes, what is it, Shinji?" Misato absently replied while rubbing
her throbbing head.
"I really think you should get off me so we can start forgetting
this ever happened."
Misato blushed and pulled herself up and off Shinji's mighty oak.
"Right..." She felt around and felt for the light switch. The light came
on and she shielded her bloodshot eyes. "Damn, that was a mistake."
Shinji pulled the sheets over his naked body. "Err... Maybe you
should get dressed?"
-E- -V- -A-
-- Two minutes before that
"Oh... oh... oh... oh..."
"Oh.... Misato!!"
"You horny little jerk! How dare you call me Misato when you're
fucking me!" Asuka pounded the man she was underneath with her fist and
pushed away from him. "Dummkopf."
"Who... who... are you?"
"Eh?" Asuka turned on the lights and got a good look at the naked
man who she had just had sex with. And it wasn't Shinji.
Kaji covered his ears to keep his brain from turning to liquid due
to the loud piercing scream that emanated from Asuka's mouth.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Ten minutes before that
Misato stumbled into her dark room, not exactly sure how she got
there. After puking into a garbage can or a fern--she wasn't sure
which--she started peeling off her clothes as she staggered towards her
bed. Once she was naked, she headed towards the sweet reward of slumber.
Unfortunately, she smashed her shin against the bed before she could get
into it. "Damnit." She felt for the sheets and crawled under them.
Suddenly, she felt a body against hers. "Damnit, why did we have to
have only one bed in this room? Just because I have to watch that little
bi... bi... redhead. Move over, Asuka!" She pushed Asuka trying to make
some room. <What?> She squeezed her fingers once. Twice. A third time.
"Huh? That's a pe... pe... pe... dick." She tried to see the figure
through the darkness of the room and her bloodshot eyes. She was just
able to make out the sleeping male figure with short hair and shouted
for joy. "Kaji!!!"
Misato wrapped her arms around her lover's body and held on for
dear life. "I knew you loved me."
She kissed him deeply and ran her hand down his body.
A very groggy Shinji, who was still shaking off the effects of the
bad sushi he had eaten, awoke to the pleasure of a naked female body
pressed against his own. He started to object, but then went silent as
her hand reached his mighty oak and made it mightier. Shinji decided
that he didn't want to know if it was Asuka or Rei at that point.
Despite his instance that he couldn't do it with Rei anymore, a part of
him yearned to touch her and be touched by her. So his mind just
insisted that it was Asuka in bed with him, while secretly hoping it was
Rei.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Two minutes before that
"Here it is... Room five-twenty-two," the bartender said, hoping he
was correctly remembering the room number the girl had told him earlier.
The bellhop opened the door with his master key and they prodded the
drunk Misato into the room.
"Shouldn't we make sure she gets into bed?" the bellhop asked
innocently.
The bartender stood in the hallway and smirked as he closed the
door to the room. "You just want to see if she'll take off her clothes
before going to bed."
The bellhop blushed. "Um... no! I just..."
"Relax kid. The drunk chicks usually just end up puking on you
instead of giving you a show or a good lay."
The bellboy's face fell. "Darn."
The bartender laughed and slapped the bellboy's back. "You'll learn
kid. The best way to see the guests naked is to listen for the shower
and then 'accidentally' let yourself into a room to pick up some dirty
dishes or something."
"Gee, that's a great idea, Mr. Happosai!!"
-E- -V- -A-
-- Ten minutes before that
As Hikari stepped out of the elevator, she suddenly realized that
she had the button for the seventh floor instead of her own. Hikari
smiled when she realized she had subconsciously selected the floor
Touji's room was on.
Hikari took a deep breath and winced at the smell of alcohol on her
breath. <Am I doing this just because I'm tipsy? Nawwww...> She knocked
on the door to Touji's room. After there was no response, she dug in her
purse looking for the extra key Touji had given her in hopes of scoring
with her during their trip. <Didn't really expect to use this thing.>
She found the card key and inserted it into the lock. She opened the
door and poked her head in. "Hey, Touji?"
There was no response, so Hikari walked into the dark room and saw
a single figure sleeping in one of the two full sized beds. At the foot
of the bed was a sweater that Hikari had given Touji for his last
birthday. <Well, since Shinji and Kensuke are both out, we should have
the room to ourselves for a little bit.> Hikari swallowed hard and
flipped the door latch so no one could get in even if they had the room
key. "Hey, Touji?"
The figure rolled over and grunted. Hikari took this as sign that
he was awake.
"Ok, Touji... come and get me."
The figure stirred, but didn't speak.
<Is he mad at me?> Hikari frowned. "I'm sorry I missed our date,
but Misato cornered me."
No reaction from the figure.
Hikari huffed. "Honestly. Well, see if you can ignore this." She
started undoing her blouse and then pulled it off and dropped it to the
floor. "Hmmm, my blouse is on the floor."
The figure remained motionless.
<I bet he's afraid to say anything for fear of getting me mad.> She
undid her skirt and let it drop to the floor. "Oops, there goes my
skirt."
The figure remained motionless.
<Is he dead?> She looked closely and could see the sheet rising and
falling with his breathing. <Playing hard to get... huh? Well, resist
this if you can.> She slipped her shoes and socks off and then reached
behind her back. "Hmmmm, there goes my bra." Her bra joined her other
clothes on the pile.
The figure started snoring.
Hikari gaped at the figure in the bed. "Well, that explains his
sudden self-control. Well, Hikari, you've come this far." She slipped
her hands down her sides and slowly pulled off her panties.
She took a deep breath and then slipped under the covers with him.
She lay there for a few minutes, working up her courage. Finally, she
slipped against his body and started kissing his neck.
Kensuke finally awoke when he felt his shorts being pulled off.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Five minutes before that
Kaji tiptoed down the hotel hallway, looking around carefully for
signs of reporters, photographers, or an angry shrew named Maya.
"Perfect, now I can finally spend some time with her." He crept down to
room four-twenty-two where, according to his sources, Misato was staying
and slipped the key into the lock that he had 'obtained' to avoid having
to knock and wait in the hallway where anyone could see him.
He slipped into the darkened room and smiled as he saw the large
bed and the woman he loved sleeping in it. He rushed to the window and
pulled the curtains shut. Then he quickly started to undress and slipped
under the covers.
He caressed her cheek and then kissed her deeply. It wasn't long
before she had awakened and was returning the kiss with a passion that
he had never felt from his fiancee, Maya.
He slowly slipped her nightie off, kissing her body as he did so,
and ran his hand across her sensuous curves. <Has she lost some weight?>
His thoughts were forgotten when she responded to his touch. She
wrapped her arms around Touji and it wasn't long before they got lost in
the heat of passion.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Ten minutes before that
Hikari walked slowly back to her room and thought about what Misato
had said. She knew Touji wasn't likely to dump her, but there was a
nagging feeling in the back of her mind that Touji might not wait much
longer. She had been thinking about doing it with Touji quite often
lately. Her thoughts were interrupted when she ran into Shinji. "Oh,
hi."
"Hi, Hikari."
"Where is everyone?" Hikari asked, hoping she wasn't blushing
because of what she had been thinking when she bumped into him. She also
hoped that he couldn't smell the alcohol that was starting to make her a
bit dizzy.
"Um... Kensuke must still be at those boring Eva strategy panels
and I think Touji is up in the room. I was going out to the pool to see
if Rei is out there." He decided not to mention that Touji was actually
out breaking in his new nightvision binoculars, since he doubted Hikari
would appreciate that. He also forgot to mention that they had changed
rooms.
"Oh, well... see you in the morning." Hikari absently waved to
Shinji and continued walking down the hall toward the elevators.
"Yeah..." Shinji made his way to the pool deck. After he was unable
to find Rei there, he decided to turn in for the night. He made his way
to the new room the guys had been given.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Twenty minutes before that
"Men are pigs..."
Hikari looked at the drunk Misato and sighed. "Yes, Ma'am." She
checked her watch again. <I was supposed to meet Touji half an hour ago,
I hope he waits for me.>
"I mean... I told him I'm down here in Osaka-2 and... hic.. he has
some dammed thugs come by to tell me to leave him alone." Misato took
another gulp of her drink and almost fell from the bar stool. "Men...
they fuck you... and then... hic... leave you."
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Here... have a drink Hikari..."
"No... I shouldn't..."
Misato wasn't ready to take no for an answer and shoved the drink
in Hikari's face. Hikari faked drinking it until Misato got impatient.
"Come on, chug it!" She forced glass back and Hikari ended up swallowing
most of it.
Hikari coughed and wiped her mouth off. <Some chaperone she is.>
"You know what... hic... hic... Hikari?"
"What, Ma'am?"
"You'd better fuck that Touji fast... or he'll move on to some
other young, sweet morsel."
Hikari blushed. "Ma'am!! Didn't you just say that men will just
leave you if you let them fuck you?"
"Yup, what's yer point? Men are pigs."
"Yes, Ma'am." Hikari sighed, she'd been pretty much held captive by
Misato ever since they happened to see a news report about some mayoral
candidate in Tokyo-3 setting a wedding date. It didn't take Hikari long
to figure out that the Kaji Ryouji on the report was Misato's boyfriend.
"It doesn't matter if... hic... you let them fuck you or not,
they'll leave you for another tramp... hic... when their balls tell them
to." Misato pulled Hikari close to whisper something into her ear. Her
mouth opened, but no words came out.
Hikari recoiled at the stench of the liquor from Misato. "Misato,
maybe I should take you up to your room."
Misato smiled and patted Hikari's face. "That's a nice thought, but
I only like men."
Hikari blushed. "That's... not what I meant!"
"Try that little Sana cu... hic... she's a lezbo... always staring
at me boobs... or was that Touji ?" As she spoke, Misato seemed to be
trying to knock flying pink elephants out of the air.
Hikari swallowed hard. <It probably was Touji .>
"Take it from me, hic... hic... Hikari, fuck Touji now and have
your fun while you can. Men are only good for their co... hic... And
even that can be replaced thank to... hic... modernish technology."
Hikari really wanted to leave. "Um... Ma'am? I really have to
go..."
"Fine... you go fuck Touji then..." Misato slapped Hikari on the
back and shoved her towards the door.
Hikari wondered if she should leave Misato alone, but decided to
get while the going was good. She paused to whisper to the bartender.
"Um... she's staying in room four-twenty-two. Can you make sure she gets
back there after she's run out of money for booze?"
The bartender nodded.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Ten minutes before that
"Boy, Shinji, that must have been one huge turd!!" Touji started
laughing as the repairman worked on the toilet in their room.
Shinji blushed, either from embarrassment or for the sick feeling
in his stomach. "It's not my fault! It just.... overflowed."
"Well, next time flush a few times during the big ones."
Shinji glared at Touji.
"Excuse me," the repairman said from the doorway to the bathroom.
He was covered in... well... really unpleasant stuff. "Looks like the
whole sewer line backed up. We'll have to move you to a new room. I've
radioed down and a bellhop is on the way."
"Damn, I was just getting used to this room too! The view is
great!"
Shinji smiled. "Right down to the sun deck around the pool, right?"
"Of course." Touji gave one of his biggest grins. Which most people
would call a leer.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Half-hour before that
Touji cringed at the horrible sounds coming from the bathroom.
<Damn, I thought I've had some bad ones.>
-E- -V- -A-
-- One hour before that
Shinji and Touji walked towards their room. "Damn, I think there
was something wrong with that sushi," Shinji said, clutching his
stomach.
Touji shrugged. "I feel okay."
-E- -V- -A-
-- Two minutes before that
After the gang had dinner, Rei walked into her hotel room and
tossed her purse onto the bed. She noticed an envelope on the floor that
must have been slipped under the door. picking it up, she noticed it was
addressed to her. After slipping off her shoes, she walked over to the
bed while undoing her blouse. She pulled her blouse off and sat down on
the bed's edge to read the letter.
She casually opened the envelope and started reading the letter
inside. Suddenly, she gasped and dropped to her knees. "No..." As she
continued to read, a look of horror and panic formed on her face.
When she finished reading it, she crushed the letter in her hands
and cried into the crumpled paper. "No... no... I've got to tell
Shinji." She dropped the letter, rose to her feet, and took a few steps
toward the door. "No... I can't do that. It's too dangerous to involve
him. This is my problem. I have to rid myself of my past once and for
all."
After thinking and crying for several minutes, she flexed her
knuckles a few times to steady her nerves and then reached for her
blouse. "No, that won't do." She sighed and started undoing her skirt as
she walked over to her luggage.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Two hours before that
A group of boys and a girl watched the gang walk out of the Eva
center. "There!" Hasamoto exclaimed and pointed.
The lone girl replied. "What?"
"That one... the short one on the end... what's his name?"
The girl frowned and looked at the information she had dug up on
the Dark Eva Knights team. "Um.... That's Shinji Ikari."
Hasamoto smiled. "He's fucked her at least once."
"Huh? How can you tell."
"I can tell. The way they look at each other and try to pretend
they aren't attracted to each other in front of the others. It's
obvious."
The girl frowned. <Then why can't you tell that I love you?>
"He is exactly what we need for the plan to work."
-E- -V- -A-
-- Two minutes before that
"We are so damn good!!" Asuka shouted as they left the Eva center.
"The best damn Eva team in the world!!" Touji insisted.
"Well, two more rounds to go till we can really say that. But if we
can play the way we played today we will win the championships for
sure!!" Kensuke insisted, smiling from ear to ear.
Hikari gave Rei a big hug. "Well, most of the credit goes to Rei
here. She was hacking apart all the Angels in sight."
"Yeah, I was able to concentrate on the enemy Evas thanks to you,
Rei!" Shinji added his encouragement.
Rei blushed at all of the attention she found herself the center
of. "Well... I couldn't let my friends down, could I?"
"See, I told you that you could do it, kiddo!" Asuka said, slapping
Rei on her back.
"Um... thanks for not giving up on me yesterday, Asuka. I've never
had such good friends before."
"Oh... deep." Asuka remarked. "Well, before we start crying and get
into a group hug or something mushy like that, let's go pig-out!!"
"Okay, but let's find someplace with good food. That fast food we
had for lunch was a little bland," Shinji said.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Half-hour before that
Asuka took the mighty oak tree in hand, ripped it out of the
corpse, and danced around in triumph with the bloody shaft. "At last, I
have done it!! That fool will never bother me again!!"
-E- -V- -A-
-- One minute before that
Asuka tumbled down the forested hillside wrapped in a firm embrace
with him. Oak trees snapped like toothpicks as they rolled.
With a mighty yell of "Timber!" Asuka ripped out a mighty oak tree
from the ground, thrust it through the stomach of the blue Eva, and
watched the various internal organs and S2 engine spill out. The dead
corpse crashed to the ground in a heap of metal and flesh.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Five minutes before that
A group of boys and one girl watched the game monitors from the
shadows. "You're right, Hasamoto, she is good."
Hasamoto grinned. "Yes... too good. If we want to win this
tournament, we have to get her out of the way."
"How?"
Hasamoto responded quite casually. "Well, killing her would be the
fastest way, but that's too good for her. She needs to suffer for what
she has..." He trailed off and went silent.
One of the boys frowned. "What did she do?"
"Never mind that. Here's what we'll do." He gathered his team
together and laid out his place.
The single girl in the group frowned at hearing the plan, but
didn't dare speak out about her distaste for it. She didn't want to
share the same fate as that poor girl.
-E- -V- -A-
--Ten minutes before that
Round two.
The Red Unit Zero flew across the battlefield. Rei sliced and diced
Angels into small parts using two severed arms from an enemy Unit Ten
that she had dissected within seconds of the start of this round. The
arms still had the curved blades extended that were Unit Ten's
trademarked weapon. Since she held the arms at the severed elbows, she
effectively doubled her reach and was able to keep attackers from
getting close enough to harm her, while making mincemeat out of them.
Rei did a high leap over a swarm of advancing Angels and landed in
the mist of three enemy Evas that had Shinji and Asuka pinned down
against a collapsed building. With a quick sweep of one of her extra
arms, she decapitated one of them.
Shinji took advantage of the hole left in the two remaining Eva's
defenses and sprinted forward and tackled a blue Unit Four. The two Evas
tumbled away and down a steep hill.
When they finally rolled to a rest, the player controlling the blue
Eva wet his pants when he saw that Shinji had a handgun pressed to his
Eva's chin. He flinched backwards as the single shot ripped through his
Eva's head. The exploding head was rendered in vivid detail on his
monitors before they went dead. "Shit... I really hate it when they blow
my head off."
Back on the battlefield, Asuka was trading kicks and punches with a
blue twin of her own red Unit Two. She had managed to get her attacker's
progressive knife away from him by slicing off his hand--cut right to
the bone of the matter, that was Asuka's motto--but in the process she
had been kicked by her victim and lost her own knife. Unfortunately,
that meant she had to fight him hand to stump until she could find
something to bash his skull in with.
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Some illegal acts occurred in this part. If you are offended by illegal
activities... you shouldn't have read this fanfic. All the usual sex
(and then some), nudity, bad language, and other bad stuff was here too.
If you are offended by these then you shouldn't have been reading the
Garden of EVA series in the first place.
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Previous parts and my other fanfiction could be found at:
http://home.earthlink.net/~jimlazar/anime
E-mail comments and/or criticisms to: mailto:jimlazar@earthlink.net
<Speech text in angle brackets was thought by character.>
"Speech text in double quotes was spoken as Japanese."
A series set within episode 26 of Neon Genesis Evangelion that really
sucked.
Garden of EVA series created, written, and copyright 1998-1999 by Jim
Lazar
Neon Genesis Evangelion characters and situations created and Copyright
by Gainax, Project Eva, ADV Films - Used without permission
Book 1: Sucks
Garden of EVA 1:4 - Sucks Everybody!
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[EVA][Fanfic][VeryVeryLime] Garden of EVA 1:4 - Sucks Everybody!
-E- -V- -A-
"Give me back the remote, Asuka!!" Shinji yelled as he chased her
around the theater. Since they were both naked, various objects were
bouncing and flapping around. Shinji's object made a slapping sound. In
mono, of course, with just a touch of surround sound caused by his balls
slapping just a second behind his penis. Asuka's twin objects made a
pleasant stereo 'boing' sound.
"No! I want to see Kaji fuck me again!!" Asuka replied, pressing
the rewind button. The viewpoint started moving backwards again.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Then
Asuka bounced up and down on top of Kaji.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Then again
Asuka bounced up and down on top of Kaji.
-E- -V- -A-
-- Then once again
Asuka bounced up and down on top of Kaji. <God! For his first time,
Shinji is very good at this.> Once again, she ignored the fact that it
was her first time as well. Not to mention not realizing that it wasn't
Shinji she was with. On top of. Err... filled with. You get the idea.
-E- -V- -A-
Shinji grabbed Asuka around the waist and reached for the remote.
"Come on... this is not he time to be concerned about that! Rei and
Shinji are in big trouble!"
"It's just a fantasy world! It's not real, Shinji!"
Shinji clenched his teeth. "I know that..."
"Do you? Do you really? You're so worried about who you're fucking
in that world that you're ignoring me!"
Shinji flinched and suddenly became aware that his naked body was
pressed against Asuka's. Mostly since a certain organ pushed them apart
slightly as it expanded.
"Why don't you just fuck me? It's better than watching those
imaginary puppets of yours do it." Asuka winked.
Shinji tried to stay calm. "Asuka... why do you keep bringing that
up over and over?!"
"Because... because... I'm bored!! Third Impact sucks and I really
need something to do!!"
"No!!"
Both Shinji and Asuka looked around at the outraged voice.
"Rei?" Shinji gasped in surprise.
Rei was standing a few feet from them. "It's... not right... to do
that... just because you're... bored." A single tear dripped down her
cheek.
"Fine then... it's because I love him!" Asuka said, looking
lovingly into Shinji's eyes.
Shinji gasped and looked into Asuka's eyes. "Really?" His previous
anger towards her vanished and he ran his hand through her red hair. He
found himself pulling her against his body.
Asuka couldn't hold her strait face any longer and she burst out
laughing. "No, you idiot! I just need something to pass away the eons we
have in front of us. I can't believe you fell for that! What a dork!"
Shinji release Asuka suddenly, causing her to fall on her ass. He
clenched his fists as anger flooded his mind. "Damnit, Asuka! We've all
been through a lot. Why can't you stop being such a dammed bitch all the
time!"
Asuka rubbed her sore butt from where she had fallen. "I'm not!"
"Yes, you are!"
Misato walked up behind Shinji. "Asuka, he's right. You have been
getting pretty bad lately."
Asuka glared at Misato. "You're one to talk. You were ranting and
screaming about Kaji... Hey! Why aren't you upset about him doing me?"
Misato shook he head sadly. "Because I've decided that world
doesn't matter. It's not real. I've found something better to worry
about."
"What?"
Misato looked over at Rei. "My daughter."
Rei looked up at Misato and wiped the tear out of her eye. "You
care about me? Even after what they did to you to create me?"
"Yes." Misato took a step toward Rei and pulled her into a hug. "I
love you. They may have butchered me to create you, but my hatred for
that doesn't mean I hate you."
Asuka opened her mouth to make a snide comment about how sickening
sweet that little scene was, but shut it quickly. She decided that it
probably wasn't a good time to crack one of her jokes. Without her
knowing it, she was learning when to keep silent... slowly learning.
-E- -V- -A-
Later, Shinji lay on the theater floor and stared at the ceiling.
"Maybe we should paint that... it's seems so familiar."
"Shouldn't you get some sleep?"
Shinji looked over and saw Rei walking up to him. "I couldn't... I
was thinking about starting it all over." Shinji tried not to blush as
he talked to the naked Rei, since his view from the floor of her
standing right by his head was very... revealing. Not to mention
stimulating.
Rei tilted her head. "With your perfect world?"
"Yeah, it just seems like it's all falling apart. That Rei has had
such a bad life and Asuka's headed for a major heartbreak. I have no
idea what Touji might do to Kensuke when he finds out. And on top of all
that... Shinji and Rei are headed for jail for sure this time. Frankly,
it just sucks."
Rei looked sadly down at Shinji. "So, have you decided?"
Shinji sighed and nodded. He sat up and reached for the storyboards
that held his perfect world on dog-eared pages. "Maybe I should..." He
started to tear them, but they didn't. "Huh?" He strained again to rip
the pages in half. "Why won't they tear?"
Rei sat down on the floor next to Shinji. "Because a part of you is
still holding out hope that something good will come of that world."
"No! It sucks... it's time to move on!"
Rei shook her head sadly. "Maybe, but until you accept it inside-"
She tapped his chest twice. "-you can't tear those storyboards."
Shinji sighed and put down the storyboards. "Maybe Asuka is right,
I'm living in a fantasy world... or watching a fantasy world."
Rei wrapped her arms around Shinji. "Shinji, I don't think it's a
fantasy."
Shinji awkwardly looked at Rei's eyes. "Huh?"
"You can find happiness."
"Maybe... but why can't I even bring myself to end that awful
world?"
"I don't know. That answer lies within you."
Shinji frowned. "Great... just what I need to do more of."
"Huh?"
"More self-introspection."
Rei thought about that for a second before smiling slightly.
"Welcome to my world."
Shinji cocked his head and looked at Rei. "What?"
"I spent many long days and nights in the cloning tank with nothing
to do except think about who or what I was and why I was there."
"Did you ever find an answer."
"No." Rei paused and looked at Shinji. "Not entirely."
Shinji cracked a smile. "Well, we have each other now. Maybe
together we can find some answers."
He had meant the four of them, but that wasn't how Rei took it. She
smiled and rested her head on his chest. "Thank you, Shinji, I feel the
same about you."
"Rei... um..."
"What is it, Shinji?"
"Why have you've been acting so strange lately?"
Rei tilted her head. "Have I?"
"Yeah, not in a bad way, but you've seemed to get more emotional
lately."
"I see. Yes... maybe I have."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because, I am here with you."
"Well, that's only because we're the only ones left after my
father..."
Rei put a finger over his mouth to interrupt him. "No, that's not
the only reason we are together. It's more than that."
"What is it?" Shinji frowned, unable to figure out what Rei was
getting at.
"It's because I love you." Rei slowly raised her head, planted her
lips on Shinji's, and kissed him. Gently at first, then she put more
force behind it.
After the initial shock wore off, Shinji returned the kiss. <This
is a lot better when you can breathe during it.>
Neither of them spoke after their lips parted. They rolled onto
their backs and just stared at the familiar ceiling until they fell
asleep, hand in hand.
[End -- or the beginning?]
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Author's notes/ramblings:
The idea for this 'reverse sequence' story came from the Jerry Sienfield
episode where they did the same thing: Started with the ending and then
worked backwards in time. After writing this part as a normal part, I
saw that the lead up to the final cliffhanger and other events had more
impact (I hope) if I went backwards through the story. It was also
funnier (I hope). So I rewrote it (and the author's notes and header
information) to maximize the impact of the revelations.
The next part (and future parts) will be in normal sequence. This part
was done reversed due to the unique nature of the revelations.
Just in case you missed how all the mix-ups happened, here's the scoop:
Kensuke was at an Eva panel and didn't know about the room change after
Shinji backed up the pluming due to the bad sushi, so Kensuke returned
to the original room that the guys were sharing after the panel
finished. Hikari went to the guy's OLD room also unaware of the room
change, thinking Touji was there and in her slightly inebriated state
didn't check closely enough since she was told Kensuke was gone and knew
Shinji was not in the room.
Shinji was in his new room sleeping off the bad sushi, which the
bartender accidentally let Misato into (he screwed up the room number
Hikari gave him). Misato was too drunk to realize Shinji wasn't Kaji and
Shinji didn't want to know if it was Asuka or Rei (he'd have never
guessed it could have been Misato, so of course that's who it ended up
being).
Kaji went to the room that Misato was supposed to be in, but Asuka was
there instead. He wasn't made aware that Misato was sharing a room, so
assumed the woman in bed was Misato in the dark. He's not exactly a
rocket scientist in this world, you know.
Touji was out on the roof looking in windows, so wasn't in either room.
This of course makes him the last virgin in the story. :)
I'd like to thank my pre-readers Thomas C. Kinnen, Axel Terizaki, EBJ,
and Johan Holmburg for helping me find and fix problems with this story.
Thank you all. Of course in the end, any mistakes and botched
characters are my fault.
Revision 0.4 - FFML draft (August 8, 1999)
Revision 0.3 - Pre-reader draft (July 21, 1999)
Revision 0.2 - Reversed draft (June 23, 1999)
Revision 0.0 - Initial draft (June 8, 1999)
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Jim Lazar
E-Mail - mailto:jimlazar@earthlink.net
FanFiction - http://home.earthlink.net/~jimlazar/anime
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Ranko leaned in and kissed Ukyo again. Mostly she wanted to know if
the same feeling was there again. It was.
At this moment, being the worse possible moment for them to do so,
Ranma and Akane came into the restaurant looking for Ranko. They found
her, but neither of them expected to find her like this.
"What the hell are you doing with my fiancee!" Akane shouted.
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Excerpt from Childhood of a Modern Dynasty Chapter 5