The recent news of Tybalt has left many of us in awe.  So to ease the 
transition for myself, I put this together.  It is not an actual statement.  
Nothing below this paragraph is real.  This is just a little...  hm...  
representation and prophecy of the list that aren't real themselves...  It's 
kinda hard to explain, so just read it.  This is just a parodic piece to 
signify the Lists current standings.


"Genisis Tybalt Revelations"


FFML Genisis



1:1  In the begining, there was nothingness.
1:2  On the first day, SOMEONE said let there be a fanfictions.
1:3  Then a mailing list was formed and SOMEONE smiled for it was
     good.
1:4  On the second day, fics did pass through the list, and SOMEONE
     smiled for they were good.
1:5  Then a fic passed through and SOMEONE did not smile, for it was
     bad.
1:6  On the next day, SOMEONE frowned due to the spam created from the
     bad fic.
1:7  So, SOMEONE created a collective called Today's Young Banevolent
     Anime Leadership Triangle, or TYBALT for short.
1:8  Tybalt maintained the order in the garden of fanfics.  Those
     that would stand against it's order were cast out with the
     sorrow of the tempban.
1:9  Jealous of Tybalt's power, some did temp the list with spam and
     non-anime stories.  Tybalt's hand was moved and the wicked were
     struck down into Fanfic hell.
1:10 Order returned, but after eating from the tree of spam, the list
     would never be the same again.
1:11 With peace here for the time being, Tybalt did rest.



Fastforward a into the present.



FFML Revelations



1:1  The dawn of the day of judgement of the list is upon us.
1:2  Those that feared Tybalt have returned to the list at word of
     its demiss.
1:3  The list will run read with spam.  Guidance is gone and focus
     is distorted.
1:4  The Anti-Fic writer will rise up and step forward as he torments
     the list with pointless drivel, spam, and annoyances.
1:5  The list will be in chaos, no creativity will be able to flurish.
1:6  Fic'ers desire to write will dwindle and be extinguish by the
     wind of scorn.
1:7  With the departure of Tybalt came the begining of the end.
1:8  The seven main choices of anime: Ranma, Tenchi Muyo, EVA, BGC,
     Slayers, Sailor Moon, and Greenwood will be replaced with Voltron
     (new adventures) and Pokemon
1:9  The Spam Beast will consume thy mail space and many will fall to
     way side.
1:10 Some will be accepted into the Fanfic rapture, but those that are
     left behind will be forced to wear the "C&C" sign of the Spam
     Beast on their computers monitor front.
1:11 After a period of decline, Tybalt will return and lay waste to
     those that defiled the list.
1:12 And once again piece will be returned.  Wait...  here comes some
     more spam.




Okay, may the flaming begining.  Keep it off the List however.  In memory of 
our late dictator who we all loved and hated.

No real religion is intended.  If you are offened by biblical repentations, 
you should have stopped reading after you read the title.

I'll miss the authority of the Tybalt figure head, but with change comes 
time.


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