[The following spam/spamfic is an announcement from Fanfic Radioplay
Productions. I didn't write it, but I get the job of posting it. ^_^
Visit FFRP at <http://nabiki.newberry.edu/radioplay>.   --GK]



Announcer: Ranma Saotome has battled many opponents in 
his lifetime....

Ranma: Damn straight!!

Announcer: Obsessed, cursed, eternally lost Martial 
artists.

(Somewhere in the middle of the gobi desert, Ryoga 
Hibiki sneezes)

Announcer: Dragons,mentally unbalanced kendoists,

Tatewaki Kuno starts to draw his Bokken

Tatewaki: Hold thy tongue, knave!!

Announcer ignores him

Announcer: psychotic Amazon warriors,

Announcer barely dodges a swung Bonbori.

Shampoo: Shampoo no psychotic!!

Announcer: Gambling kings, bean gun plants, cursed 
dolls, insane okonomiyaki cooks,

CLANG!!

Ukyo hits him on the head with her battle spatula.

Ukyo: Who are you calling insane, buster?!?!

Announcer is swaying back and forth while little SD 
anime characters dance around his head.

announcer: oh..how cute..a SD Pink haired Nene 
is malleting a SD blonde haired Nene..

announcer shakes his head and recovers

Announcer: But now he has to face his greatest 
challenge to date! Being dead!!

Ranma: Y..you mean I'm dead in this?

Ranam starts to cheer.

Ranma: Yes! No more of Akane's cooking!!

Akane is standing behind him.

Akane: RRRRANMA!!!

Announcer: Ranma is dead. The Audioplay.
Coming soon.

Akane is walking away from a heap that used to be Ranma.

Akane:Not soon enough for me!!


RANMA IS DEAD. THE AUDIOPLAY
A FANFIC RADIOPLAY PRODUCTION

COMING SOON.

Announcer is holding a bag of ice on his head.

Announcer:hey Nabiki!! Do I get Hazard pay for this?

Nabiki turns around and looks at him.

Nabiki: You get paid?