<music for the opening of Fundamentals starts... 'Descent', by Fear Factory>

<Image of the Pseudotanks rolling across destroyed buildings>

Rei: <Voiceover> As the Church of the Flaming Sword makes its play against 
NERV...

<Image of Unit-02 jerking on the ground, in a seeming epileptic fit>

Rei: The true strength of the church is revealed while Ritsuko...

<Image of Ritsuko talking with a long-haired man in a lab coat>

Rei: Gains more information on the Church's technical capabilities from a 
transferred scientist...

<Image of Abbot Michael grinning horribly and raising a fist>

Rei: And the Abbot finds his true powers. It is up to the Evangelions to 
defeat...

<Image of shells bursting against and not harming a Pseudotank>

Rei: The worst devices built by the Church so far.

<Image of Asuka screaming>

Rei: Can the Evas prevail?

<Stock image of Gendou with his hands steepled>

Rei: I am also required to inform you that there will be service.

<pause>

Rei: I have not yet been briefed on what that is, and who will provide it.

<Image of Author putting his face in his hands>

Rei: Join us next time for Neon Genesis Evangelion: Fundamentals Episode 4- 
A New Chapter.

<music fades out as does the image>



<Tape hiss>














Rei: Was that satisfactory?

Author: Yes, Rei, it was. Couldn't you put a bit more emotion into it?

Rei: How?

Author: Forget it. If I wanted emotion, I'd have got Asuka to do it.

Rei: She still hasn't forgiven you for her solo piece.

Author: Oh. Rei- you can go.

Rei: Yes, sir. What does that red light mean?

Author: What- Oh, HELL! That thing's still on! Don't tell them about...

Rei: My sex scene with Shinji-kun?

Author: NOW you've done it! I'm going to have to rewrite it!


Muttering as the audio goes...


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