This little "rapfic" is based off of the third part of Emiem's "Guilty
Consience."  I may do verses one and two later.

        {sound of footsteps}
        {Akane walks up the stairs of the Tendo home}

[announcer]
Meet Akane, a sixteen year old high school student.

(Akane opens the door to Ranma's room)

Coming upstairs to wake her fiance Ranma,
She finds Shampoo sleeping snuggled against him.
("WHAT THE?!...")
        ("AKANE!!  It's not what it looks like")
("You PERVERT!!")

(Akane glows dark blue and starts to reach behind her back.
The scene freezes and Dr. Dre and Eminem jump out of her in flashes of
light, both wearing Furnikan Girls' uniforms.  Dre and Eminem start arguing
over the frozen Akane.

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you caught this pervert creepin
sneakin in bed with this bimbo, tryin to get off?!
FUCK Low Earth Orbit, KNOCK THIS BAKA'S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait!  What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What?  She tripped?  Fell?  Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Akane,
But think about The family before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay!  Thought about it, still wanna smack him?
Grab him by the throat, get your hammer and whack him?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say?

[Eminem]
What's wrong?   Didn't think I'd remember?

[Dr. Dre]
I'ma kill you motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh!  Temper temper!
Mr. Dre?  Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin?  Smack em both Akane, get your mallet!

        (Ranma no BAKA!  *WHAM!*  *WHAM!*}



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