Piccolo, El Namek Loca
A parody of  Livin' La Vida Loca
by C-Dogg

Original song and lyrics by Ricky Martin. Parody lyrics by C-Dogg. 

Please forgive the title. I the Spanish is most likely incorrect but I'm new 
to the language. Chibi-chan, and Karma Namek, please don't kill me.

Piccolo, El Namek Loca

He's into killing villans,
But would rather kill Goku.
Instead he became an ally,
And trained his son, too.

He was spawned from an egg,
Spat out by his dying dad.
Some say he's misunderstood,
Others say he's just plain bad.

He'll make you beg for mercy and then beat you 'til you're lame.
Once he's done he'll take your life and remove all your pain.
Put a ki blast through your brain.

(Come on!)

He'll pull your insides out.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Turns pyramids upside down.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
He has cool antennae,
His skin's the color greena
He will knock you out
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.

Woke up in the next dimension.
In a line headed straight to Hell.
He took my life and they took my scouter.
It must've been a quick kill.

He drinks a lot of water, 
but never French champagne.
If you want to mess with him you must have gone insane.
You'll never be the same.

(All right!)

He'll pull your insides out.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Turns pyramids upside down.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
He has cool antennae,
His skin's the color greena
He will knock you out
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.

He'll make you beg for mercy and then beat you 'til you're lame.
Once he's done he'll take your life and remove all your pain.
Put a ki blast through your brain.

(Come on!)

He'll pull your insides out.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Turns pyramids upside down.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
He has cool antennae,
His skin's the color greena
He will knock you out
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.

He'll pull your insides out.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Turns pyramids upside down.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
He has cool antennae,
His skin's the color greena
He will knock you out
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.
Piccolo,  El Namek Loca.

(Long instrumental)

End

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