Dragonball Z: The Musical
by,Absolute Zero
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Disclaimor: These are not my characters.
Goku: All right Captain Cock....
(sweat drops on all the faces of the dragonball cast that were on Namek at
the time)
Goku: No!! Wait !!
(goku begins to stare at the cloudes opening up and thunder cracking in the
backround)
Goku:I meant Captain Cocky! CAPTAIN COCKY!!!!
Powerful Voices: I dont think so Goku not this time.
(The the site of true terror envelops his face)
The evil grins form on the faces of the what is reveled to be the president
of Funimation standing next to the president of Saban.
(the ultimate demonic duo)
Saban President:So goku more swearing on american television mmm looks like
its time for some more "Re-education".
Goku only screamed and flew away as fast as he could.(remember when he was
fighting the ginyu forces without seemingly moving at all?)
A fultile attempt it would seem seeing as he was caught in a energy bubble
before he could get very far.
The duo just laughed and laughed as goku inside the bubble disapeared.(to
another dimension ;-)
The scene fade and changes to goku all tied up in a chair sitting in some
kind of class room filled with kids. Just then the strange redneck Teacher
walks into the classroom.
Mr. Mackey: Good morning class mmmkay. Lets take it from the top.
The class noded and stood up from there desks and goku could only sit the
words echoing in his head "not again" "not again".
The music begins to play......
Mr. Mackey: There are times you suckered in by tobaco, alcohal, and killin
many men mmmkay. But its in when do these things to much that you become and
addict and must get back in touch.
The childeren begin to sway to the music as goku trys to resist while trying
to get free. (The teacher continues....)
Mr. Mackey: You can do it its all up to you mmmkayyy. With a little plan
you can change your life todayyy. You dont have to spend your life addicted
to smack homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack follow my advise
and very soon you sayyy its easy mmmkay.
Goku redoubles his efferts to get free as mr. mackey points his pointer to
the chalkboard.
Mr. Mackey: Step One instead ass say butt like kick your butt or your ahh
butthole.
Mr. Mackey: Step Two instead die say fade as in your all finished and to
another dimension you go.
Mr. Mackey: Step Three with hell change the "E" cause HFIL's safe for
american t.v. (the "I" as well)
Mr. Mackey : Step fore dont say God anymore cause God is the worst word that
you can say so just use the word mmmkay.
Goku looks ready to vomit as the children join in.
children:You can do it its all up to us mmmkayyy. With a little plan we can
change are lives todayyy. We dont have to spend are lives shootin nothin but
trash homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack follow this plan and
very soon you sayyy its easy mmmkay.
Mr. Mackey: Step One
One child: Instead of ass say butt
Second child: Like all kick your butt
Third child: Or your a butthole
Mr. Mackey: Step Two
All children: Instead die say fade
Fourth child: As in your all finished
Fifth child: And to another dimension you go
Mr. Mackey: Step Three
All children: With HELL change the "E" cause HFIL's safe for american t.v.
Mr. Mackey: Step Four
All children: Dont say God anymore cause God is the worst word thatthat you
can say, God is the worst word that you can say, we should'nt say God no we
should'nt say God hell no!!!!
Mr. Mackey: MMM there you can go!
At this point Gokus eyes are spiraling and an empty smile covers his face as
he begins to sway and join in the music.
All together: You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack homeless on
the streets giving handjobs for crack follow my advise and very soon you
sayyy its easy mmmkay.
Mr. Mackey: Its easy mmkay
All children plus Goku: Its easy mmmkay
Mr. Mackey: Its easy mmmkay
All children plus Goku: Its easy mmmkay
(hitting that high "e" note as only he can)
Mr. Mackey: Its easy MMMKAYYYYYYYY
Song fades.......
Powerful voices: So Goku are you going to be a good boy ?
A mindless goku just nods in compliance.
Powerful voices: Very well we shall send you back but next time watch the
language. Scene fades.......
Goku appears were he original was on Namek.
Kurilin: Hey goku there you are we need to you real bad and where have you
been?
The newly rebrainwashed Goku just smiles mindlessly and says..
Goku: Everything is ok Kurilin well get all are friends back to this
demension soon.
Kurilin: ya they will be in another demension soon. (kurilin cracks his
knuckles in antisipation)
Goku just smiled and noded in return as they flew away.....
Authors Notes: Well I got the idea for this when I was listening to my new
cd to the South Park Movie and I couldnt help but notes the irony of living
in a country that brought the series south park to the world but took a
masterpiece like Dragonball Z and censor it like crazy kind of wierd if you
ask me ohh and sorry about not working on my Tenchi fic I favent really had
the urge to write tenchi right now but will hopefully get back to it soon
see ya later.
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