Video Game Addicted Person wrote:

      ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

      Only Happosai/Ranma-chan can be sicker!

I'll see that and raise it.

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"Wai!"  Azusa held up her latest prize, one end still dripping from its
recent severance.

Happosai looked on, dumbfounded.  That he had lost to...to...*that*...
was nearly inconcievable.  (A word he had learned from his Sicilian
grandfather, ovar a century ago.)  He staggered forward, trying to
reclaim what was his, but his injury soon had him face down on the
ground.  A mere wound he could deal with - but she had taken the cap on
his life force.  He could feel his energy seeping away with his blood.

"No, no, old man.  Loretta is *mine*!"  She smiled as she examined the
shriveled pole of flesh.  "It's so small, and so cuuuuuute..."

Mikado looked on with mild amusement.  While he normally objected to her
practice of stealing, he might well help her make this the centerpiece
of her collection.  After all, given the legends associated with that
man, this might well give them bragging rights that could make women
more accepting of his kisses.