[FFML][Ranma][songfic] Hookie

Well, I said I was going to do this eventully going to post this. I was waiting for Limp Bizkit to overtake that piece of crap group backstreet for the #1 spot on the billboard charts. (Took LONG ENOUGH) What can I say, backstreet may have been able to fight off all newcomers from that spot; but if the two bands ever had a fist fight, I think we all know who would win!!!

FORMALITIES
This is a song filk of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit. All rights and lyrics belong to them. I just threw something together that sounds similar to it. My version "Hookie" is based on how Ranma feels about the school, which we all know, he hates. There is also a alternative version of this song written under the the Tenchi Muyo Universe. It is entitled "Tenchi's Nookie" and, as usual, it can only be recieved at reaquest. Enjoy...

Hookie

(Open up with Ranma leaning back in his desk and
looking outside of his window and seeing Ryouga
hopelessly walking by the school. Most likely in
an attempt to find his way home)

I came into this school as a reject
This place I just despise
Mostly 'cause the principal's insane
dwellin on the past its
burnin' up my brain.
Thanks to that stupid pond
My life is now filled with pain.
Hey, earlier that day
Nabiki ran away with my pay.
When principal come to play.
No, he's stuck with
the idea of giving me a haircut.
I'd rather be under my bed cover
Instead of this school I can't throat,
He's what a chump...
This schools a dump...
Can't get off my rump...
Right here I'm stompped...
Hey what a chump...
Hey what a chump...
Hey like a chump...

(Ranma is now looking forward as the hawaiian
dressed principle enters the room)

see why I'm feelin' mad?
cause this school's no good?
its kinda sad
The man in charge is the laughin' stock
of the neighborhood.
If I could fix that
I'd be movin' on,
Why'd I even get out of my bed?
Wait, Akane smacked my in the head, ouch!!
maybe she just made a mistake
That's why her cooking I ate
my heart & headache
either way, hey,
escape I smell
watcha want me to say.
I wont lie
that I can't deny.

I did it all to shoot hookie, c'mon,
shoot hookie, c'mon,
so you can take Akane's cooking
as a way to get out of class!!
get a nurse's pass!!
even if the principal gets mad!!
everyone at the the schools has been had!!

I did it all to shoot hookie, c'mon,
shoot hookie, c'mon,
so you can take Akane's cooking
and stick it up your, yeah!!.
stick it up your, yeah!!.
stick it up your, yeah!!.

(Ranma is now laying on the nurses bed while she
check to make sure he is still alive.)

Why did I eat that stuff?
Now I need help from Cologne, huh,
to get it all out?
but I did it
and I'm the only one
underneath the sun who have ate it.
I cant believe
her cooking I would eat
by my so called girl,
almost a fatality (However)
had hidden agenda
Illness, I knew her cooking would render
So the school had to surrendered,
hey, like a chump
hey, like a chump
hey, like a chump
hey, like a chump
hey, like a chump
hey, like a chump
hey, like a chump

I did it all to shoot hookie, c'mon,
shoot hookie, c'mon,
so you can take Akane's cooking
and stick it up your, yeah!!.
stick it up your, yeah!!.
stick it up your, yeah!!.

That stuff's inhuman.
Its so easy for your friends
to give you their advice.
They tell you to not go,
but its easier to just stay at home.
I really hate it. I do,
so just leave me alone.
I wish I was home.
Just wish I was home!!
He ain't gonna change.
Or ever go away.
So I'm just gonna stay here
'cause our principal has no brain!

He ain't gonna change.
Or ever go away.
So I'm just gonna stay here
'cause our principal has no brain!

I did it all to shoot hookie, c'mon,
shoot hookie, c'mon,
so you can take Akane's cooking
and stick it up your, yeah!!.
stick it up your, yeah!!.
stick it up your, yeah!!.

(Ranma is finally walking out of the front door
of the school as in the middle of the schoold
day, with a pass from the nurse in one hand and
his other hand clutching his stomach)

Well that completes another songfic by the Weird AL of the FFML. Next project on the list is a Tenchi Muyo version of "All in the Family" by KORN featuring Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit.

Jonthan = Aeka
Fred = Ryoko

As usuall there will be an alternate version made, this time the alternate version will be made with Fushigi Yugi "Mysterious Play." It will not be posted to the list, but can be recieved at request.

Any CC's are appreciated, both good and bad, as long as you're not on my sh*tlist.

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