Energizer Kenshin
a spamfic by Dot
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(Imagine, if you will, the final battle between Kenshin and Enishi.)

Enishi (enraged): Die, Battousai! Die! Die! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!

(With each shout of "die", Enishi's sword connects with solid flesh, sending blood flying everywhere.  Kenshin lands heavily on the beach and doesn't move.)

Kenshin-gumi (plus Misao): *gasps* Kenshin...!

Enishi (nearly out of breath, but triumphant): I...I did it! I DID IT! I have avenged my sister and sent Battousai to hell! BWAHAHAHAHA--EH?!?

(Enishi is interrupted in mid-laugh as Kenshin struggles to his feet.)

Enishi (completely shocked): I-Impossible!

Kenshin (looking at Enishi with new strength in his eyes): Nothing is impossible...

(Kenshin opens his torn and bloody gi to reveal...)

Kenshin-gumi (plus Misao): *gasps*

(An energizer battery.)

Aoshi (aside): No wonder he's got so much stamina...
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I was looking at the pictures from the latest RK, in which Kenshin was being beated to a bloody pulp.  The first thing that popped into my head was, "This guy's gotta be the Energizer Bunny to still be alive after this!" and it went downhill from there. ^^;
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-"Dot"
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