checking webfiction from my usual suspects,  ran across
what could have been an interesting idea. Unfortunately,
said idea quickly devolved into the usual "guy turned into
girl = bimbo slut" crap you run into on some of these
sites...

i've heard about sexually oriented boardgames before, but
have never played. Which is why i think i'd have trouble
writing this one. As i understand it: you move your piece,
pick a card, and have to answer the question or perform the
"dare". This used the Spells R Us evil etchi wizard selling
someone a cursed variety of such a game.

(hmm. an etchi-sketch... nah, it's prob been done.)

Now picture the cast of Ranma, just after the failed
wedding, trying to reconcile things over a board game that
Akane had just picked up. (try to keep the hostilities down
while they talk things out.) Akane doesn't know that it's
cursed, magical, OR sexually explicit.

Kasumi and Nabiki get too close, brushing against or
touching the board, and end up being forced to play the game
too.

Soun and Genma hear that the winner gets a wish and cheat.
They both grab pieces, slap them into the Finish area, and
call out a wish.

Soun: "I wish that our houses were joined!"

Genma: (simultaneously) "I wish that I was free of the
panda!"

Box: (in a Voice Of Doom) "CHEATERS! I shall ensure that thy
wishes are granted!"

Genma-chan leads a drooling Soun upstairs. Everyone tries to
ignore the rhythmic thunking noises, moaning, screaming, and
other assorted noises.

Box: (still in Voice Of Doom): "Anyone else want to try
cheating?"

Everyone shakes their heads furiously.

A half hour later...

Akane: (sighing) Now they HAVE to get married.

Genma-chan: B-b-but I...

Soun: Hey!

Kasumi: (obliviously, having gone into mental shut down from
the sounds upstairs) Oh my!

Nabiki: Tsk! Well, I'll have to make the arrangements.

Genma-chan: Married?!

Ranma and Akane exchange a glance, nod.

Ranma: It's for your own good. Trust me on this, Dad.

Akane: The Houses *must* be joined. Family honor and all,
you know.

or...

Ranma read the space his token had landed on. "Huh?
'What is your most secret sexual fantasy?' Uhm. What's a
sexual fantasy? Is that like 'Record of Lodoss Wars' or
somethin'?"


pictured the mechanics to be something like "Life" or "Life
Sogoraku Special" or something similar. Roll a dice, your
token moves that many spaces by itself. Lands on a question
that the player is compelled to answer truthfully and
completely, or has to draw a "Dare" card.

of course, since it is a *cursed* game, it's got *bad*
effects all through it. The little group may be faster
friends for having gone through this, or they might want to
never see each other again after this. That's, of course,
providing that they don't all get *nastied* during the game.

hmmm... possibilities here, ne?



snicker. gregg
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