Hi all. A freind of mine wants me to pass this on to you, and since
I agreed before reading it I'm going to. I do wish he was able to
get to his mail more often so I could try to get him to let me clean
this up a bit first, I think the plot isn't too bad for a first fic
(If only because it has one!) and the SI character for once isn't
all-knowing and all-powerful, fitting in relatively well with the
rest of the Nerima crowd as far as smarts and power level go, but
the rest reallllllllly needs some work. Besides, how often do you see
someone go after THIS member of the Ranma cast with something other
than the intent to cause greivous bodily harm? Oh, and since I know
she reads this, I'd like to wave to a certain Austrialian whose
speech software is probably going to barf over this. Sorry YZ! It's
not mine!

                     -CrystalDrogn, variable flying aardvark of DOOM!

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Hi evryone i'm thinkr99 but my real name is Larry and this is my fanfic
I wrote. I'm 19 and going to Job Corps and I wrote this for the english
class but it's a fanfic so I'm having CristalDrgon post it here to.

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These caracters aren't mine their someone esle's but I don't have any
money so don't sue. The story is all mine from imagation and that great
drug caffeen.

CHAPETER 1

NO PAIN LIKE REMEBMER YOURE FACE


Andy lay back in field of cadacues plants and listend to their voice.
It was like listen to the wind, talking. As he lay he think about how
his life get suddenly so wierd, and how it all starts.

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(thats a wigly picture fading like in Scooby Doo for flashbacks0

It all starts that day when he had to clean up the tool closet in
Building Maintenence class and poured wierd chemicals down the sink.
Then it starts smokin and stunk real bad, so he had to leave the closet
untill air cleared, but he tripped on the fan cord that was blowing air
into it.

The fan fel right into the sink and went ZAAAAAP!!! but it made it stop
smoking and so Andy went to look and see what had happened. It turned
out the chemicals had turned into a bunch of glowing cristals so Adny
went to pick them up and throw them away.

Instead, they glowed real bright and burned into his hand.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"
He screamed. The glow its so bright and the pain its so bad he closed
his eyes.

When he open his eyes again Andy was standing in a field full of wierd
green plants that look like snakes with wings and white heads and were
blowing gold dust. There was the crystals still burned into his hands
but they didn't hurt him no more and he heard the wind wispering.

"who who are are you you you?" it whispered. Then he realized that it
was the plants, they were all talking with the wind by moving their
leaves that looked like wings.

"I'm Andy, who are you?" he ask.

"We we are are the cadacues cadacues plants plants plants." They said.
"We we watch watch the the borders borders of of Erith Erith erith!"
"We we must m,ust tel tell Twenlan Twenlan your your here here here."

Then a big cloud of gold dust blew away to the south where there were
some trees and a big catle. Andy sit down to see what happens next.
Beside a tree.

After a hour he sees a big cloud of smoke come out of the castle and come
to the field. As it got close he sees that its two people walking and
another flying in the cloud of smoke. One of the pepple was a big statue
that moved with a grinding sound like stones and had glowing red eyse, The
other walking people was a blue woman made out of tiny polygons that kept
flying ff and coming back like bees. The final people was the one flying
in the cloud of smoke, who looked like a lion head on chess body and a
cigaret holder plugged in his forehead. The smoke came from the end of
his cigaret and he had a big crown on his head.

"I am King twenlen" Said the lion-man. "And you are not in my kingdom!
Stephia and Roldy make him go to another universe!"

Then the big staue named Roldy steps foreward and grabbed Andy while
Stephia made a spell to send him to another universe. But before she
could, Andy hold up his hands to stop her and the glowing cristals blast
her into 1 million pieces.

fortunately for Stephia she just reform like usual, and make the spell
again, but this time Twenlen help her by blowing smoke so Andy can't
stop and he's sent to another dimension. It was really bright again and
he had to close his eyes, but this time it didn't hurting so he was happy.

This time when he wake up he was stnding in water, with fish around his
feet. There was a girl and a big black and white bear in the pond too,
wet and rubbing thier eyes.

"Oh no!" yelled Andy. "I'm in another dimension again!"

"What?" Yelled the girl. The bear helled up a sign that said "Another
dimension???"

Before he could say anything else another girl came out of the house and
said "Ranma! Saotomesan! Breakfast is ready!" Then she looked at Andy
and invited him in too to get dry and eat.

"But Akane!" Said Ramna. "We don't even know who he is!"

"He's not attacking you or grabbing me right? Thats a good start!"

"Okay Akane, I gess he can come in."

Andy followed Akane & Ranma and the bear into the house, and it smelled
real good.

They sat down at the table and Kasumi brought out the food. "Oh!" She
said. "Its a good thing I made extra food today! I didnt know we would
have a geust."

Then they ate. It was the best breakfast Andy had ever had. "It's really
good!" He said. "It's alot better than what they have at the cafeteria
in breakfast, I'll tell you!"

Then Kasumi brought Ranma some hot water to change back and he did. Andy
just stared at Ranma and he went back to eating like no tomorrow. The
panda-bear held up a sign that said "Are you going to eat that?" to Andy
and he stopped staring and finish his breakfast.

While the girls pick up the table Ranma asked Andy "Who are you, anyway?"

"I'm Andy. I was cleaning up a closet at my school and then accidentaly
made these crystals that got stuck in my hands!" Andy said, and showed
them to them. "They sent me to another dimension but the King didn't
want me there so they sent me here."

"Wow, thats really wierd." Said Ranma. "I have wierd stuff all the time
so I understand."

Yeah" Andy replied. "I saw that water thing." And they laughed.

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Andy sighed again and move to stay in a tree shaodw, while he wait for
King Twenlen again. If only he knew what was going to happen then!!

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That day when Ranma and Nabiki and Akane went to school Andy went with
Kasumi to the market to help carry stuff and so she could show him where
the library was to read newspapers and find out what things were like in
nerima. Also Andy met Ryoga that afternoon who'd been a little lost that
morning and not around.

Ryoga gives Andy his suitcase he tripped over when he suddenly showed up
in his closet and then vanished again before he remembered to put it down.
Andy is glad to get some of his stuff back including clothes but angry cuz
that means if he'd been with Ryoga he could have gone home.

"Well, I'm sure I could get bak there if you want to go some other time"
Said Ryoga. "It only took me a few hours to find the dojo today after all."

"Uh thanks Ryoga but I don't think, so I know I've never been lost the
same place twice more than once or twice."

After Ranma and Akane come home frmo school they went to an ice cream shop
where ranma stopped a girl from another schoool beating up some girls from
thier school. Akane did'nt hit him for once because the three girls were
really needing help so not so jealous.

The girls told her that the other girl was Kuno Kodachi and she was
beating them up to win the Rithmic Gymnastics tournement at the school in
a couple days. Akane said shed do the tournement instead so keep Kodachi
from winning unfair.

When Ranma and Akane got home Akane went to the dojo to practise for the
tournement but she was no good. ranma and Peachan and Andy watched but
Ranma hit Peachan so Akane hit Ranma and then both of them hit Andy for
interrupting and say they shouldn't fight so much. Peachan left to find
the bathroom and Ryoga came back.

Ryoga said he'd help AKane learn to do gymnastics to beat Kodachi because
Akane wasn't doing very good on her own that he saw as Peachan. But, Akane
is still no good. While they did that in the dojoo Kodachi came to Akane's
room to beat her up so she would win.

Akane finally stops practising with Ryoga and goes to look for Peachan and
take a bath for bed. Ryoga gets himself wet to turn into Peachan and Ranma
starts chasing him. Andy chases him to say its not nice to hit little pigs
since he's been unconscious from getting hit so hard while ryoga wasn't
Peachan.

Ranam doesn't listen and they all crash through Akane's room just before
Kodachi can hit her with a big hammer. Akane gets mad at Ranma and Andy
for coming to her room without knocking and Peachan leaves so they all
leave and Kodachi runs away through the window.

Ranma had some hot water in a pot to turn Peachan back into Ryoga and Andy
realised Ryoga is Peachan when he says this. "Ranma why do you want to hit
Ryoga??" Andy yelled as he kept chasing Ranma. They chased Peachan onto the
roof and Ranma threw his pot at him.

But Ranmas' pot hit Kodachi as well and she got all dizy and started to
fall. Andy tripped on the roof and started to fall too, but Ranma didn't
notice and kept chasing Peachan.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"
Yelled Andy as the fell. He tried to grab something to stop falling but
he grabbed Kodachi and they both fell. She hit him because he
accidentally grabbed her around the chest but then they suddenly stopped
falling and Andy was surrounded by a soft glow. Andy moved his hands cuz
he was embarrassed where they were.

"Thank you for saving me!" Said Kodachi. "Who are you?"

"Im' Andy" Said Andy. "Umm are we flying?"

Kodachi gave him a bouquet of black roses for thanks and he sniffed them
but they had paralasis powder in them and he stopped glowing and they
both fell, but not to far. Then Kodachi fixed her makeup and kissed Andy
for a long time before she jump away over the roofs.
"HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Andy started glowing again and lie their floating a foot or two off the
ground like he's in a lounge chair smiling for a long time under the
stars. Finally, he siad "Wow... and she even have a cute evil villian
laugh!"

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Andy cried just a little bit as he sat undder the trees by the cadacues
plants. "Oh, my beutiful Kodachi" He said quiet. "Will I ever see you
again?" He had been waiting a very long time since the plants sent another
cloud towards the castle. Maybe King Twenlen was busy.

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Next morning Andy went with Ranma and akane to school because he was
curious about what it was like. Suddenly, Kodachi jumps out and attacked
Akane! Akane caught her jump with a punch and kodachi spun int the air
then landed a little away.

"Hey, leave Akane alone you crazy girl!" yelled Ranma.

"I can take care of myself baka!" yelled Akane.

Kodachi laughed her cute evil laugh again and said "Actually, I'm here to
see Andy, not you lowlifes!" and jumped over to where he was and put an
arm around his shoulders.

Ranma yelled at Kodachi again. "Hahaha what would Andy want with a crazy
girl like you?"

Then Kuno Tatewaky  came up. "Even a evil wizard like you shouldn't be
rude to my sister Ranma! I, the Blue Thunder of Furnikan High, will let
you get away with it this time for it would not be right to fight before
my fiance Akane!"

Andy just stood there with a big smile while Kodachi hugged him, and
started to glow a little again and float a few inches off the ground.

"So Andy" Said Kodachi. "After I beat this lowborn girl will you take me
on a victory date?" She smiled sweetly and tilted her head.

"Uh ah um sure, Kodachi... AAAAAAAARG!" replied Andy then screamed as
Akane hit him but he was already hovering so he only flew back a few feet
into the wall. Akane went for school faster and angry while Tatewaki and
Ranma chased her and Kodachi pried Andy out of the wall.

"Oh my poor andy I'll get revenge on that little peon for hitting you
like that!"

That evening Ranma and Akane were practising some more for her match with
Andy and Nabiki and Kasumi and Peachan watching and Mr. Saotome waving his
sign with advice now and then. Akane is still a little angry with Andy from
the morning so he tries to apologise again.

"I'm sorry Akane I didn't mean i wanted you to lose I just like that girl!"
Akane gives Andy a really hard look and accidentally steps on a ball and
falls. She hurts her ankle. "Oh akane I'm sorry again I didn't mean to
distact you!"

Kasumi rushes over to help her sister and Peachan squeals and runs off
while Akane keeps staring at Andy. "Great Andy I guess now you'll have
your date with that wierdo for sure huh?" She says.

"No that's not right it's my fault you'r hurt but I can't take your place
even if I wanted to fight Kodachi cuz I'm not a girl!"

Then everyone looked at Ranma, who got a big "Why me?" look. Before
anything else could happen Ryoga runs in, still wet from turning back
from Peachan.

"Andy how dare you distract Akane and make her hurt herself!?" He yells.
He charges over and hits Andy really hard through the wall but Andy starts
glowing again and flies back through the hole.

"Ryoga it was an accident I didn't mean to!" he protested. But Ryoga
wasn't listening, he tried to hit Andy some more and he could only just
barely duck or knock Ryoga's punches off target.

"Ryoga Stop it!" Andy cried and made like to throw a punch of his own.
The glow around his hand flared up and when he hit Ryoga it made a big
explosion that threw him to the other side of the dojo.

"Ha! If you want energy blasts I'll give you and enrgy blast!" Yelled
Ryoga. "SHE SHE HUKUDAN!!" Once again Andy threw up his hands to try
to stop a big blast of energy coming at him and he had to close his
eyes as it got really really bright.

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"Damn Ryoga, why couldn't you stop and listen?" Andy mumbled. At least
he'd recognised the place he'd ended up in after that from the videogame.

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CHAPTER 2

WHO WANT SOME WANG

When the light faded again Andy was in a another dojo that was a lot
smaller. He looked up at the sign that siad "Wang's Dojo of Death" and
knew where he was, then a deep magic voice said "Zima sends his regards!"
and a couple of ugly demons jumped in the open window. They had guns and
shot Andy a couple of times before he hit them and the glowing explosions
made them splat against the far wall, but instead of hurtng it just made
the little number the had popped up in the corner of his sight go down to
78.

He went over to the window and saw another demon standing on top of a car
but before it could shoot him a bus came and blew it up. Andy sighed and
jumped out the window into the truck to get the Uzi and went to go into
the subway cuz he knew this level by heart.

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But when I hit the bullethole-ying-yang it sent me back here, not to the
Zilla Construction level. Thought Andy. Oh well, I was down to only 5
points of life anyway. Then he noticed the cloud of smoke that Twenlen rode
in coming out of the castle again, and he stood up to go meet them.

"What? You again?" Said Twenlen.

"Yes." Andy answered. "Somehow I got sent back here, but I want to go back
to Nerima where you sent me the first time!"

"Okay" said Twenlen "As long as you leave here I'm happy." So Stephia
and Twenlen told him to think hard about the place he wanted to go and
made the spell again, and it got real bright like usual but when he opened
his eyes he was up in a tree and things looked all different from Nerima.

"Oh no" Said Andy. "This doesn't look like the same place at all!" He
tried to get down from the tree but lost his grip and fell, right into
the middle of a picknick luch a young couple had spread out under the
tree. He tried to fly but it didn't quite work and the energy glow just
flared out and scattered the picknick stuff when it hit.

"Now what am I going to do?" he wondered as the picknickers ot back up
again, looking real mad.



PREVEIW OF CHAPTER #

KECHUP AND ASHES

"Iam the Pretty Sailor Suit Warrior Sailormoon! I'ts not nice to jump
out of trees and blow up people's picknicks so in the name of the moon
I will punish you!"

"No wait!" Andy started. "I'm not evil I was trying to go back to
Nerimabut it didn't work!!"

"You won't trick me yuma! MOON TIARA ACTIAN!" Shouted Sailormoon.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!"
Yelled Andy as he threw up his hands.

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I was going to make Chapter 2 longer but then I figured if people wanted
to play Shadow Warroir they would and they wouldn't want to hear about it
if they didn't. Thats it until next time maybe after Sailormoon Ill do
Dragonball Z or Power Rangers or Battle Angel. So how was oit send comments
to thnikr99@hotmail.com (i miss-typed it when I sined up) but please no
flames. I only get to read my mail when we go to the library cuz theeres
no computers at Job Corps that have Internet. so I might take a while to
reply. Also I'm gonna get my GED and leave to go to a real colledge so
this is only a temporary adress. CD said hell send me any comments that
go on the mailing list cuz Hotmail would blow up if I subscribed myself
and only checked it once a week. Please tell me what you think & also
what I need to fix and if someone wants to MIST me it's okay cuz I like
reading those.


ThinkR99 - "Stupidity got you into this mess, but it takes guts to get out!!"
"My mom won't let me listen to DR. DEMENTO cuz she says 'stupidy is
contagious!'" "Aaah, Raiden's a wimp. BOOOOOOM!" "Hahaha who's laghing now
fratboy?"     "Ramna no baka!"    "Shinji no baka!"    "Ataru no baka!"
Urd's a babe and so is Nene but I don't like Rei cuz shes wierd but Gally's
cute to.
Theres too many people, too many men, makin too many problems, and not nuff
love to go round, can't you see this is a world of confusion? - Genesis

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PS from CD: Even if ThinkR says I can Mess With this, I AM NOT going to
have anything to do with a Sailor Moon chapter. Some people may like it,
but I don't. Ditto for Power Rangers.

PPS: My /nick is spelled D R O G N and pronounced "droh-gun", not "dragon".
The crystal is a relatively recent addition.

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I'm \______   \__~o\/o~__/   ______/     terrible accident involving sour
the     \_________\  /_________/       cream and salsa pork rinds.
winged     A A R D || V A R K       "Mindwarp Factor 9, Mr. Screwloose."