OK, I've just done two song fics for everyone.
They're of two Weezer songs, "American Girls"
to "Japanese Girls", and "Tired Of Sex" (Yes
the song is called that. Don't be shocked, it's
just Weezer.) to "Tired of Battling" Have any
questions or whatever, feel free to e-mail me.
(Tifa_Love@hotmail.com) Weezer is apart of
DGC Records. Ranma 1/2 is owned by Rumiko
Takahashi. So Enjoy.

(If you probably couldn't tell these are about
Ranma and just him. Sorry to leave some of the
other characters out.. eh heh heh..)


"Japanese Girls"
(Off Of "American Girls")
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Darlin, I'm afraid to close my eyes when I'm going to meditate,
I'm afraid you'll crack your mallet on top of my noggin.

Why are all Japanese girls so rough?
Damn, the uncute girl had to hurt me enough.

Akane (Akane), you knock me on my knees and I can't stand up.
You got that look in your eye and you say "Ranma no Baka!"

Why are all Japanese girls so rough?
Why do all Japanese girls act so tough?
Why are all Japanese girls so rough?

Darlin, I'm afraid to close my eyes when I'm going to meditate,
I'm afraid you'll crack your mallet on top of my noggin.

Why are all Japanese girls so rough?
Damn, the uncute girl had to hurt me enough.

Akane (Akane), you knock me on my knees and I can't stand up
You got that look in your eye and you say "Ranma no Baka!"

Why are all Japanese girls so rough?
Why do all Japanese girls act so tough?
Why are all Japanese girls so rough?

That hole you're digging in my head,
It ain't no real wound,
Akane, your an uncute fiancee
Let's be more then friends

Why are all Japanese girls so rough?
Damn, the uncute girl had to hurt me enough.

Akane (Akane), you knock me on my knees and I can't stand up
You got that look in your eye and you say "Ranma no Baka!"

Why are all Japanese girls so rough?
Why do all Japanese girls act so tough?
Why are all Japanese girls so rough?

Japanese girls
Japanese girls
Why are all Japanese girls so rough?

(Song Fades Out)

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"Tired Of Battling"
(Off Of "Tired Of Sex")
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I'm tired
So tired
I'm tired of battling(so tired)
I'm hungry
So thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)

Monday night I'm fighting Kuno
Tuesday night I'm fighting Ryouga
Wednesday night I'm fighting Mikado
So why can't they just leave me alone?

Why!?
Why!?

I'm beat
Beat red
I need to get some sleep.
Oh no!
Akane's home!
I know i'm sleepy, but i can't stay here!

Whoa!

Thursday night I'm fighting Gosunkugi
Friday night I'm fighting Saffron
Saturday night I'm fighting Herby
So why can't they just leave me alone?

(What am I gonna do?)

Whoa!

Tonight, I'm down on my knees
Tonight, I'm begging don't hurt me
Tonight, tonight so please
Akane please don't hit me ok, I'm really tired..!

"RANMA NO BAKA!"

Fin.
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These songs are all written by Rivers Cuomo (All hail him! He is Geek God Of 
All Love!) ok.. Signing off! Bye!


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