On Thu, 22 Jul 1999, A-kun McCrillis wrote:

        Anime Death Tournament Interlude #5 (just after Semi-Finals 1 
        "Sir, before we go on with the planning session, we have a surprise 
for you." Touga Kiryuu announced as he slowly slid towards the nearest 
docking pad.
        B-kun looked at him.
        "And who the hell are you?" B-kun asked.
        "I'm from Revolutionary Girl Utena." Touga answered.

Must've arrived after Sephiroth blew down the shields.

        "And that is...." B-kun began.
        Touga decided to ignore him and continued with his announcement.
        "We made a clone of you while you were... away.  He's exactly like 
you in every conceivable way.  Eight times the size." Touga declared as the 

"Except eight times the size."

clone of B-kun entered the room.
        B-kun started in utter horror as the massive clone stared at him 
over the skeleton of the cow the clone had just devoured.  He looked like 
Jaba the Hutt had gone on a weight-GAINING diet.

eww...

        "Um... that's C-kun.  We had just finished with Mega-Me when Touga 
saw Robocop, so we decided to make a cybernetic version of you." #3 
answered.
        "Oh, fer christmas sake!  How many damn copies of me do you have 
running around?!" B-kun demanded.

Oh dear.

        The room was silent.
        "Dad, D-kun stole my hair gel!" a female version of B-kun said, 
bursting into the room, followed by twenty-one more copies, replicas, 
mutants, pokemon, and miscellaneous.  (Editor's Note: Don't Ask.)
        B-kun glared at his witless minions, who were sweatdropping.
        "Well, you see.... we actually had a lot of fun making Mega-Me and 
C-kun, so we just kept making copies.  Then, we started copying other people 
and it just sort of got out of hand." #3 answered.

I'll bet.

        Skyler Sands sat on his hotel bed, astounded.  The computer actually 
had some very good philisophical ideas on how teenagers could revolutionize 
the world by going through a series of fencing duels.  The first idea 
involved a young girl finally coming to realize her true potential by having 
two severe emotional breakdowns only to reconstruct herself.

Nawww...

        The second was where the same girl constructed a giant 
bio-mechanical war-machine... Skyler blinked.

Much more likely.

        "Skyyyyyyyyyyyylerrrrrrrr!" came a voice that was very familiar, but 
there were two soft somethings pressed against his back.  Second, those 
somethings felt VERY good pressed against his back.  Thirdly, he was getting 
a nosebleed as he realized what those two soft somethings were.

woo hoo!

        He turned his head to see Juri purring into his ear.  Half of his 
mind decided to take a holiday and skipped out on Skyler.  The other half 
tried to figure out what might've caused Juri's unusual reaction to him.  
She spun him around, pushed the laptop computer off Skyler's lap and shoved 
the started teen SI onto the bed.

"startled"

        Skyler found himself staring into her beautiful blue eyes, admiring 
her red hair and cat ears and finding her tail-  Skyler paused.  Tail?  Red 
hair?  Blue eyes?  CAT EARS?!  He took a good look at "Juri".  She had the 
same hairstyle, was wearing the exact same uniform that the real Juri did 
(except the pants had a special hole for her tail) and except for the four 
things that set her apart from the real Juri, she looked exactly the same.

Unfortunately, the orange uniform looked really tacky on a 
redhead...(hmm, red hair, likes guys; this must have been Touga's idea.)

        "WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" the real Juri demanded from the 
doorway, the look from her eyes promising death through slow, painful 
torture.
        "Hmm?" Cat-Juri inquired.
        "I don't know.  She just kinda... came in here and... say, what are 
you?" Skyler managed to say as half his brain was still on vacation.
        "Oh, that's easy.  I'm a genetically altered clone of Juri 
Arisugawa." the Cat-Juri said, before noticing a ball of string in the 
corner and leaping for it.
        Skyler and Juri stared at Cat-Juri as the catgirl had the most fun 
in her life (up to that point, anyway).  Large sweatdrops formed on the 
sides of their heads.

     Skyler was sorely tempted to regain her attention; being starved for 
affection was a big reason he'd become a self-insert character.  
 >         
"Mr. Sands?  Here's your dinner.  With three 
servings of > complimentary pudding." said the bell-boy as he entered.

        Then, the bell-boy pulled out a card, "And the airline you'll be 
leaving on contacted us to give you this message, 'We are sorry, but as we 
will be transporting sheep to Kyoto, and thus you will only be allowed to 
bring carry-on luggage with you'.  Well, have a good night."
        Skyler got the weird feeling that he was going to be fulfilling a 
prophecy, but did not remember what it was. (see the opening of Round 3)

	"Umm, would you mind if I called you Alice, miss?  And would you 
like some pudding?"

        ????? sat in her room, wondering when Juri was going to come back.  
She had said five minutes, but it had been over ten.  Not that the pudding 
was going anywhere.

It depends on how badly she reacts to the idea of an oversexed clone...

        "No.  They must be off playing." Setsuna reasoned.
        "Oh, whew!  I was worried someone might've captured them and was 
going to attempt to unleash the full power of Saturn to annihilate this 
planet.  That's a load off my mind." Usagi said, returning to her hunt of 
the Five Witches.
        Setsuna began sweatdropping.

uh-oh.

        Skyler's little note/prophecy is coming true.
        And ????? and Juri have a solid relationship?!

Possibly...[no spoilers, Scott!]


SKJAM!
(Soon to be a major motion picture)