My roommate, the Despot, came up with this one on his return from work
today, and I just had to place it out for consideration

Let the LIMERICKS COMMENCE!

There once was a deamon named Marllar
Who said "I won't do It for a dollar"
A boy said "I'll go five"
She said "Sakes Alive,
Drop your pants, where you lead I will foller"