This is just something I've come up with after
watching the Fatal Fury OAVs.  Fatal Fury: The Motion
Picture was good.  Fatal Fury 2:The New Battle was
even better.  Fatal Fury: Legend of the Hungry Wolf,
however...  The plot was cliched and stumbling, the
characters were awkward, and the voice actors wooden
beyond measure.  But after I got through it, I
realized that that in itself was funny.  So here are
some spoofs, detailing what I thought the characters
_should_ say... instead of what they did.
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Terry: When are you going to be free of your gilded
cage?  You�re like a bird, trapped...
Lily: Ugh, shut up!  Enough with that stupid �gilded
cage� thing!  Can�t you come up with any other
analogies?  What a moron...!

Lily: Terry... I�m sorry...  I-I killed your father...
Terry: It wasn�t your fault!  Geese was using you! 
Like a bird, in a gilded cage...
Lily: Aaargh! Oh Kami-sama, take me now and end the
suffering!
Terry: Oh, you poor bird in a ...
Lily takes out a gun and shoots herself.

Andy: (weakly) �Terry...�
Terry: (kneeling over Andy) �Shh.  Don�t talk, my
sweet...�  Getting up, �Lily! Andy!  The love of my
life!� He pauses.  �Uh, that�s Lily.�
Andy: (menacingly) �It�d better be.�

Terry: Thank you, Master Tung.  I will
never...FORGET!!!!!!!!!
Master Tung: Gah, enough already.  Let an old man rest
in peace!

Master Tung: You must be a tree!
Terry: But...
Master Tung: Don�t fret about it, my boy.  You�re
already dumb as a stump, so a whole tree won�t be that
hard.

Master Tung: You must clear your mind--
Terry: I already did.
Master Tung: --of all emotion.
Terry: Huh?
Master Tung: Close enough.

Terry: (covers Joe up with a blanket) Sweet dreams,
honey.(makes that little peacer sign).
Joe: What, no lullaby?

Terry:(after having said good night to Sulia) Good
night, Joe.
Joe: What, aren�t you going to tuck me in like the
last time?

Joe: You know, Andy, you fight like an animal, all
baring your fangs, while your brother Terry is more
stable.  He�s like a tree, with his roots sunk deep in
the ground.
Andy:  Uh... yeah.  Nice speech there, Joe.
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Master Tung: (to Terry) You know why I chose you and
not Andy?
Terry: Well, I don�t really care... Just so long as I
learn the technique...
Master Tung: What was that?
Terry: Um, nothing.  Why, Master?
Master Tung: Andy and Geese both let their emotions
rule them.  They are like wild animals.  You, Terry,
need to be more stable, like a tree with your roots
deep in the ground.
Terry: Wow, Master, how did you come up with that?
Master Tung: Ah, I heard Joe say it at one time or
other.  Actually, that whole animal\tree idea doesn�t
have a thing to do with why I chose you.  I just
wanted to make that speech, is all.

And for a bit of ecchi...
Master Tung: �Terry... take me...�
Terry: (blushes furiously) �Uh, Master, I�m really not
that kind of man...�
Master Tung: �...Outside.  Right now.�
Terry: (his face the color of an overripe beet) �Oh.�
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K-chan
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"There are two things I cannot stand: one is
intolerance, the other is hypocrisy."


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