Ami: Yes! On to next level!
    Makoto: What are you playing, Ami?
    Ami: Doom 2.

The scary thing is, I can see her doing this...

[I'd hate to see her playing Pokemon....
"Pika-chu, <shaking Gameboy> you stupid thing!  Now I have to start over!
 Worthless little furball!" 
"Pika?"]

Nathan: But I don't write Ranma! I do Bubblegum Crisis! *WHAM* 
<bounces off a shape that would be very inviting, if it weren't covered 
 in armor.>
Nathan: <stares>
Priss: Well? What do you think?
Nathan: You're shorter than I expected.

["Now is true that you and-"
 "No."
 "Not even a little?"
 "No way."
 "I mean not even a playful pat-"
 "Nope."
 "...."
 "Which way to Canada?"
 "Thatta way."
 "Thanks." <click> "I have a friend to visit with."]

:::Scene of Nabiki defeating many Angels by showing
them the damage bills:::

   Nabiki: Okay, are you ready? 10,500,000 yen for
this, 43,290,000,000 yen for that, 870,000 yen for
those... No, I'm not going to repeat myself.

Angels #4, 5, 7: <sweatdrop>

["Nope, I'm sorry, but I don't accept credit cards.  I don't care if
 they're Heaven approved.  Tell you're boss that it's going to take
 more than the 'Spirit of Humanity' to fix this city."]

:::Scenes of fanboys pleading and begging for the
characters to go back to the series so that they can
watch the rest of it:::

    (VGAP starts ordering empty Pokemon shells. Now if
only he can get Son Goku to help him...)

Nathan: Excuse me, Miss Washu?
Washu: <points BFG at him> What was that?!
Nathan: <panicked> WASHU-CHAN!!! WASHU-CHAN!!!
Washu: Better. <puts gun away> So, what can I do for you?
Nathan: <nervous> Well, there are all these anime characters running around
outside their shows, and I thought that since you were such a great
scientist, you might be able to figure out how to get them back without
problems...
Washu: I'd be glad to help... If you'll let me do a few tests on you
first...
Nathan: mommy...

[Washu: I love it when they do that.  Now quit squirming, and remember
 this'll hurt you more than it does me.
 Nate: Wait isn't that- *zap* OWWWW!]

ja ne, gregg

Tschus!

    Hope you liked this meaningless post.

Be well.

[Adios.]

Bastion