Lum: Oops.
<serious> We don't use that word here. Kei and Yuri live nearby.
If not, the characters have just
noted that
Shampoo opened a hole in midair and climbed out?!
:::Mousse is chasing after Shampoo, and makes a
flying
leap to hug her, and hits the lamp-post that was in
front of her:::
Mousse: Shampoo! You have finally accepted me!
(Mousse starts doing things one shouldn't do to a
public property. Akane knocks him out before he can
take his robe off.)
<blinkblink>
:::EVA unit 00 holds up a sign reading 'I quit!' and
hops out of someone's portable television, much to
their surprise:::
(The gigantic sign falls on top of NERV
headquarters, killing Gendo. There is a HUGE cheer.)
<>Unit 00 is suddenly standing knee deep in an apartment building. It pauses
for a moment, then walks off to go climb the World Trade Center. In its
original footprint can be seen a red smear and a shattered TV.<>
Ami: Yes! On to next level!
Makoto: What are you playing, Ami?
Ami: Doom 2.
The scary thing is, I can see her doing this...
Only, WHO is going to do it? You? Certainly
not
me, as I don't like writing self-insertion fics.
:::Scene of many Fanfiction writers, all in SD mode,
running away from EVA units, martial artists, Sailor
Senshi, elves, monsters, mechs, and CFTs (CFT = Cute
Fuzzy Thing)
Ranma: This is for making me pregnant! *BOOM*
Akane: This is for portraying me as a homicidal
maniac! *CRASH*
Ryoga: This is for getting me lost in Antarctica!
*BAM*
Nathan: But I don't write Ranma! I do Bubblegum Crisis! *WHAM* <bounces off
a shape that would be very inviting, if it wern't covered in armor.>
Nathan: <stares>
Priss: Well? What do you think?
Nathan: You're shorter than I expected.
Another possibility is where the disaffected
character goes
next. What if Nabiki decided to pop that tape out
and put
another one in, then go into THAT tape. Nabs
decides
to be
heroic, so she goes off into Evangelion to head
off
the
Third Impact.
:::Scene of Nabiki defeating many Angels by showing
them the damage bills:::
Nabiki: Okay, are you ready? 10,500,000 yen for
this, 43,290,000,000 yen for that, 870,000 yen for
those... No, I'm not going to repeat myself.
Angels #4, 5, 7: <sweatdrop>
Akane chooses a tape at random or something and
ends up in
La Blue Girl, Urotsukidoji (Overfiend) or
something
along
those lines. More interesting, as she starts doing
the hero
routine and is beating the snot of demons right
and
left as
they assault her. With cries of "Etchi" and
"Hentai"
and
"Baka" all the way.
:::Scene of the author of this e-mail staring at the
e-mail she is replying to:::
Shadra: ...
(VGAP, red in face, gets off the internet and goes
to take a cold shower.)
Nathan: <blinkblink>
Now a nasty thought is having these characters take
a hike,
but the SI or OI or generic fanboy has to convince
the
characters to come back to their original series.
Problem:
Kuno is having fun and getting respect in Ruroni
Kenshin, or
Akane is having a blast being the hero who pummels
perverts
in Overfiend, etc. They don't *want* to leave.
:::Scenes of fanboys pleading and begging for the
characters to go back to the series so that they can
watch the rest of it:::
(VGAP starts ordering empty Pokemon shells. Now if
only he can get Son Goku to help him...)
Nathan: Excuse me, Miss Washu?
Washu: <points BFG at him> What was that?!
Nathan: <panicked> WASHU-CHAN!!! WASHU-CHAN!!!
Washu: Better. <puts gun away> So, what can I do for you?
Nathan: <nervous> Well, there are all these anime characters running around
outside their shows, and I thought that since you were such a great
scientist, you might be able to figure out how to get them back without
problems...
Washu: I'd be glad to help... If you'll let me do a few tests on you
first...
Nathan: mommy...
ja ne, gregg
Tschus!
-Shadra
Hope you liked this meaningless post.
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Nathan Baxter
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Kasumi is God.
Sayako is a b*tch.
Becky has MPD.
Must be Impro.
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